Conspiracy Theories: Why I Question Authority

 

I thought I’d share one of my many vivid dreams…maybe it’s more like a nightmare.

My back plunged into a cold stonewall, knocking the air out of me. I blinked a couple of times thinking my imagination worked overtime when a snake-like creature whirled around to face me. I gulped in a gob of air, held it, and watched the creature slink toward me, within inches of my face. Sweat beaded across my forehead and my heart pounded. Oh. My. God. It had the face of a man. A face I knew. A face I saw in many paintings. Jesus.

But, his eyes were large and round. His pupils were slits like a lizard. A long fork-like tongue slithered between his lips. Wings spread out from the creature’s back hovering over his head. A crown of thorns rested a top his man-like head, and beads of blood trickled down his cheeks. His snake like body moved in S-formations before me.

“I’m not Jesus.” This thing read my thoughts. “But, I AM the I AM,” it hissed.

I swallowed another chunk of air, held onto it for about thirty seconds, and then let out a loud gasp. I pressed my body hard into the cold wall trying to push through it. Charcoal and sulfur wafted from the creature’s mouth.

“No one can save you,” he said, and then slid around me some more. “There is no God and Jesus to save you.” Two arms appeared from out of nowhere making him look more like a man and scooped me up into his arms. “You and I are destined to make a new future for planet earth.”

His voice sounded familiar .

“This is my world, my earth, my domain,” he said. “The earth is my footstool and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.” He grinned squeezing me tight against his nasty-smooth-snake body.

I froze in its arms, and in some far distant place an alarm sounded.

After, I jumped out of my bed and ran to the computer, typed in snake and reptiles on Google (oops…shouldn’t have done that..they’re onto me now). The words lead me to New World Order, shadow governments, and so forth and so on. And all of this, lead me to the next three fellows:

David Icke. Yeah. He is a bit strange with his belief that all the powers that be are all reptilians from another planet (well, politicians and such are blood suckers no matter how you look at it, and for the most part we are pretty much at their mercy). But, there are a lot of intelligent things that he says, too. Like, the human mind is a computer. Makes sense amongst other things but that can be another blog.

 

Alex Jones. Yep. I know. Another weird dude. I know what you are all thinking now (Shelly’s completely lost it). But, he’s in the watchtower every day peeling the layers of crap off the bills that none of us have time to read.

 

Jessie Ventura. Yeah, well…he was a governor once. That ought to say something.

Anyway, I’ll probably post more about this topic. It’s one of my favorites. And yes, Shelly questions all authority. It started when I realized my parents lied to me about Santa and the Easter Bunny.