Dear Ms. Dog:
I must apologize but mummsy hasn’t been at her computer all day. To be honest, I don’t know her password and have to wait for her to turn it on. Even though I’m highly intelligent, some things get by me except exquisite beauty.
You wrote you’ve gained some weight. No problem. Mummsy calls it the classic body size. Most women are a size eight and up with curves. All the more to snuggle with. I’m more into cuddling than frolicking.
You see, I’ve just entered the beginning of my senior years. I prefer a relaxing atmosphere with a touch of romance. Soft music. Candle light. Lounging on my bed chewing on a scrumptious Greenie Bone. Do you like Greenie Bones? They’re good for your teeth and make your breath sweet. I ‘d be glad to share with you…my Twizzlers and pretzels, too.
I do hope you accept my proposal.
For now, my sweet, good night.
Very truly yours,
Sir Poops-A-Lot
This is so cute. I hear this playing in the background....
ReplyDelete"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."
So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."
That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape.
--(Rupert Holmes)
Never took S.P.A.L. for a romantic! These never cease to crack me up.
ReplyDeleteEJ
That's cute...! I hope he gets his woman!
ReplyDeleteSir Poops-A-Lot,
ReplyDeleteSo it turns out you are an older gentleman! I imagined so by your dashing, romantic prose. While I am younger, I think we are share many of the same interests... the outdoors, twizzlers, pretzels and good belly/back massages to name a few. If you would allow me just a few hours to be insanely hyper during the day, I think our nights would be perfectly peaceful and relaxing together....
What do you say?
Kiss, Kiss, Lick, Lick Sir,
"Ms. Dog"
Dear Ms. Eve:
ReplyDeleteI like that song. You've got good taste.
Sir Poops-A-Lot
My dear Ms. Dog:
ReplyDeleteAwww...belly rubs. My favorite. I'm sure hair ball would bounce around with you. Just be careful he has no manners. He's not a proper gentleman.
Lick, lick, kiss,kiss,
Sir Poops-A-Lot
Dear Mr. E.J.:
ReplyDeleteYou might learn something from me.
Very truly yours,
Sir Poops-A-Lot
Dear Ms. Beth::
ReplyDeleteHow are Newton and Dodgey?
Very truly yours,
Sir Poops-A-Lot
What kind of woman is he after -- I am thinking a nice fluffy Maltese!
ReplyDelete@Trisha:
ReplyDeleteAn English Bull-dog...I believe.
Dog romance... how cute!
ReplyDelete@William:
ReplyDelete:) :) :)
You were so sweet to comment on my blog- your comment helped me majorly. Thank you! This writing process can certaintly be rough. Glad we are in it together.
ReplyDeleteLOVED this post, it definatly made me smile.
Russo @ www.threegnomes.blogspot.com
@ Russo: You're welcome.
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