Hair Ball
SPAL: Mummsy was given an underwear challenge from Beth Muscat, over at All Kidding Aside.
HB: And, we’ve decided to help her out. Besides, I love panties. Especially, the crotches. They’re mighty tasty. Don’t you think so?
SPAL: No. I almost died from eating a pair of mummsy’s pantyhose one day when I was a puppy, stupid.
HB: But you have to admit they smell good.
SPAL: Anything mummsy wears smells delicious. Especially after its sat in the hamper for a couple days.
HB: Yup. It marinates all the scents and flavors of her panties. Yum.
SPAL: You’re so stupid, stupid. Anyway, we’ve got questions to answer.
HB: You mean a game? A quiz? (He jumps up and down).
SPAL: Yup. Something like that.
1. What do you call your underwear/undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?
SPAL: Most times, mummsy calls them panties. She has work panties.
HB: Her hump panties.
SPAL: Dress up panties.
HB: Her period panties.
SPAL: You didn’t have to tell that one.
HB grins.
2. Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?
HB: I’ve dreamt of hanging out all day in mummsy’s hamper.
SPAL: Me, too.
HB: Mummsy usually dreams of snakes, zombies, and serial killers. Nothing pleasant like a hamper or bed full of panties.
3. What is the worst thing you can think of to make underwear out of?
SPAL: Fur people.
HB: Like bunnies?
SPAL: Or us.
4. If you were a pair of panties what color would you be?
SPAL: I can see mummsy being psychedelic purple. You know, she likes everything psychic.
HB: Yup. With a big purple flower in the middle of her bum that smells like heaven.
5. Have you ever thrown your underwear at a rock star or celebrity? If so, which ones? If not, which ones?
SPAL: She throws her panties at us.
HB: She throws her hump panties at daddy-o. Is he a rock star?
SPAL: No, stupid. A celebrity.
HB: Oh.
6. You’re out of underwear what do you do?
SPAL: Mummsy gets them out of the hamper and washes the crotch.
HB: And, blows them dry.
SPAL: Don’t forget she sprays them down with her Vanilla Brown Sugar spray.
HB: Smells like cookies. I love cookies.
7. Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?
HB: What are Underoos?
SPAL: Treats, stupid.
HB: Stop calling me stupid, you poop-eating-pansy.
8. If you could have any message printed on your underwear, what would it be?
HB: I always hear mummsy tell daddy-o “No va-gunga for you.” That could be her message.
SPAL: You and daddy-o think a like. When’s my next hump? That’s all you two think about besides what’s for dinner.
9. How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?
SPAL: This sounds like one of those trick questions I found in an old math book.
HB: You read math books, too?
SPAL: Yup.
HB: What’s the answer?
SPAL: Beats me. (He shrugs) But I’d like to pass the challenge onto:
Laura @ A Simple Happy Life
Russo and her gang @ Challenging the Gnome
Bob @ Bob's Home Page of Writing
M.J. @ My Pet Blog
Have great day every body while we hang out in mummsy’s hamper.
Sir Poops-A-Lot and Hair Ball
This post made me snort with laughter-Oh, lil SPAL almost died from eating a pair of pantyhose. The poor lil dude. Personally, I think 'poop-eating-pansy' was a great alliteration :)
ReplyDeleteYou rock, girl, thank you for thinking of us. Made my day.
What is it about dogs and underwear?
ReplyDeleteJoyce
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com
My dog used to love socks. Very cute Shelly. I love the photos. The work and dress-up ones look kind of the same....:)
ReplyDeleteFunny how some fur-people like dirty laundry, some like clean laundry while others could care less...mine could care less...
ReplyDeleteFunny post...!
I am so glad you did not pass this challenge on to me--my answers might have had to have been made up. I'm not that into undies. . .unlike the furry people here.
ReplyDeleteThis is about as entertaining as a visual documentation of underwear habits could ever be! Hilarious and creative. I'm still laughing ...
ReplyDeleteEJ
Aw, nuts! I had planned to pass the challenge to these two directly in my post, but it won't appear until tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteThese two are soooo funny! Have you ever thought of doing a book about/by them, Shelly?
Hump panties ... I nearly choked!
ReplyDelete@ Russo: Yup. I took him to the groomers that day. All seemed fine until I got a call @ work about him barfing up a whole pair of pantyhose.
ReplyDelete@Joyce: Don't know but HB was thrilled to romp in the dirty panties for the pictures.
@Eve: Yup. The work and dress up panties are the same. You're right.
@Beth: I aim for the funny bone every time.
@Lorelei: COntessa and Arthur have been passed the challenge. You may still get it.
@E.J.: I hope your cheeks don't hurt.
@Norma: Yes. I've though about it but right now I've got to finish my plans with Secondhand Shoes.
HA!
ReplyDeleteHysterical.
The answer to #3 is hilarious :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! HB, boys aren't supposed to know about "period panties"! Shhh! You both better leave your mummy's panties alone so you don't get into trouble.
ReplyDeleteROF!!
ReplyDelete#5 Especially. I've GOT to get my book done. That way, I can "kinda" call myself a celebrity to my wife.
LOL!
ReplyDeleteLoved it :)
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@Karla: It's clearly fur people language.
ReplyDelete@Jolene, Lynda, and Charmaine: Hopefully, no funny bones were broken.
@Christina: It's hard to hide anything from our sniffers. We know everything.
@Bryce: Nice to know another celebrity.
This was too funny! I'm glad he didn't die from the pantyhose, LOL!
ReplyDelete@Lydia: Me, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm dreadfully behind these days. I'll take your challenge though! Not Duke though...he's too shy about such things. Plus the only laundry he will touch is my husband's socks. He usually brings them to him in the morning while he's still in bed. A sock or two in exchange for a good ear rub. That's a retriever for ya!
ReplyDeleteThese dogs are priceless. I love the pictures, by the way, and how these two answer the questions.
ReplyDeleteSomething about the last answer seems oddly to work the best!
@Wills: Thank you.
ReplyDelete@Laura: You did good.