Sir Poops and Hair Ball: An Interview With Rocko and Spunky

 

SPAL: Good morning, nice people! We’re back and moving slow.

HB: Yeah. Mummsy’s work schedule has been really crazy.

SPAL: Yup. It has me confused. I can barely tell what day it is.

HB: Me, too.

SPAL: Even thought its crazy, she still finds time to write.

HB: Amazing, huh?

SPAL: I’m in awe. Anyway, we have a treat today. We are being visited by two Kitties today.

HB: What? Kitties? Do they have breeds, too? ***he sniffs around the two while they slink around him****

Rocko: We’re black cats. Mom calls us her little black rats.

Spunky: We were strays and have no idea what breed we are. Unless “stray cat” is a breed?

HB: ****still sniffing the two kitties*** Mummsy says that about me and pansy-boy here when she dowses us in the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture.

SPAL: Yes. She does. Who is your Mummsy?

Spunky: Speaker and author L. Diane Wolfe. She’s also known as “Spunk On A Stick.”

HB: Spunk on a Stick? Is that the same thing as meat on a stick?

SPAL: Boy. You’re stupid, stupid. That’s their Mummsy’s other name. ***he glances at Rocko and Spunky***Ignore him. Does your Mummsy write, draw, or paint?

Rocko: She writes. She also speaks. We hear her practice sometimes.

SPAL: My Mummsy reads her dialogue in some pretty strange voices when she writes.

HB: Yeah. She does.

Spunky: Mom also takes a lot of pictures. I try to hide but that doesn’t stop her.

HB: Our Mummsy takes lots of pictures, too. Especially of us. Do you like hanging out with her while she works on her projects?

Rocko: Oh yes! We like curling up in her lap. Sometimes she won’t let us because she’s really busy, so we either stare out the window by her computer or stare at her in hopes she changes her mind.

SPAL: I love my Mummy’s lap and stupid likes to be at her feet. Where do you like to sit? On their lap? At their feet? Or on their keyboards or crayons?

Rocko: We prefer her lap. If she’s not there, I’ll curl up on her chair. The keyboard is too hard for me.

Spunky: It looks like we lay on the keyboard though. It’s always covered in cat fur.

SPAL: You mean, you’re not hypoallergenic?!

HB: That means we don’t shed and Mummsy can keep us forever and ever. Hey you two, what do you and your Mummsy like to nosh on? And do you share?

Rocko: We like cat treats, especially the Party Mix brand!

Spunky: We’d share, but you might not like them.

SPAL: Stupid might. He likes everything.

Rocko: Spunky also likes ice cubes. He doesn’t eat them, he just licks them.

HB: Hey! I can show you where to get some of them from. I know how to pop the button on our fridge to get some.

SPAL: No. You’re not. We’re going to share links now.

LINKS:

Website - http://www.spunkonastick.net/

Blog - http://circleoffriendsbooks.blogspot.com/

Twitter - https://twitter.com/SpunkOnAStick

Facebook Business - https://www.facebook.com/SpunkOnAStick

How to Publish and Promote Your Book Now is available in print and on all ebook platforms:

Barnes and Noble - http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-publish-and-promote-your-book-now-l-diane-wolfe/1113516811

Amazon - http://www.amazon.com/How-Publish-Promote-Your-Book/dp/0982713959/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1359139094&sr=1-1&keywords=9780982713952

Amazon Kindle - http://www.amazon.com/Publish-Promote-Your-Book-ebook/dp/B00B8X5WEM/ref=sr_1_8?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1359715649&sr=1-8

Purchase links for my other six books are all located on this page:

http://circleoffriendsbooks.blogspot.com/p/spunkys-books.html

 

Bio:

Known as “Spunk On A Stick,” Wolfe is a member of the National Speakers Association and the author of numerous books. Her latest title, “How to Publish and Promote Your Book Now,” covers her publishing seminars in depth and provides an overview of the entire process from idea to market. “Overcoming Obstacles With SPUNK! The Keys to Leadership & Goal-Setting”, ties her goal-setting and leadership seminars together into one complete, enthusiastic package. Her YA series, The Circle of Friends, features morally grounded, positive stories. Wolfe travels extensively for media interviews and speaking engagements, maintains a dozen websites & blogs, and assists writers through her author services.

SPAL: This wraps up this weeks interview. Thanks for coming by Spunky and Rocko.

HB: Hey! ***he looks around*** Where did they go?

SPAL: Well, they did move like slinkies. We’ll be back next week. Now its time for another nap.

Lots of licks!

Sir Poops and Hair Ball