SPAL: Hello, nice people. I sure hope I don’t have the strange flu they’ve caught on The Walking Dead. My tummy’s been upset and Mummsy has put me back on canned food with probiotics.
HB: Yeah. Hello, nice people. My brother is such a pansy. He can’t even stomach watching the show. But I am fearless and brave. Those stupid zombies don’t scare me.
SPAL: But what if I turn into one? What if my respiratory system explodes through my mouth, ears, and nose?
HB:Zombies aren’t real, pansy.
SPAL: They are too.
HB: Are not.
SPAL: Are too.
HB: Well…I just hope Mummsy doesn’t feed us any live or dead rats for treats. That’s gross.
SPAL: Only zombies eat nasty things like that. And we’re not zombies…well, I’m not one yet. Please don’t let me turn. I never want to be like Cujo and bite Mummsy like he bit his.
HB: He didn’t have zombie flu. He had rabies. Remember?
SPAL: I don’t want rabies either. ***he begins to sob***
HB: Well, if you turn, maybe you’ll be some cool zombie dog like on I Am Legend.
SPAL: ***He wails*** Yeah. But they bit Sam, the good German Shepherd dog and then---
HB: I know. His Daddy-O snapped his neck. ***he shivers***
SPAL: Let’s talk about something else. I don’t like where this conversation is going. ***he sniffles***
HB: Me neither.
Zombies aren't real, boys. They are as fake as Santa.... oh forget I said that!
ReplyDeleteSanta not real? That's so not true.
DeleteTsk, shame, shame, William. Hugs to both fur balls. Missed you guys.
ReplyDeleteHugs back to you, Miss Mari.
DeleteOh William... bad bad bad William Shame !
ReplyDeleteSanta Dog is a helper to Santa comes to our home every year along with Santa.
I could never watch I Am Legend because I knew the dog died.
cheers, parsnip
Very sad. We cried watching it, too.
DeleteAw, puppy trauma. :( That dog on I Am Legend was super brave, though.
ReplyDeleteShannon at The Warrior Muse
Super-duper brave.
DeleteI love that they have their own spot to blog now. They crack me up sometimes.
ReplyDeleteThey do make me laugh.
DeletePut on some Air Bud for those pups - it will make them both feel better!
ReplyDeleteAir Bud? Hmmm... That's a thought.
DeleteZombies are definitely real. Just look at me every morning ;)
ReplyDeleteBut you're purdy.
DeleteLOL! Guess I better put a second padlock on my closet door so "Frank" doesn't get our and reign terror on the dogs of the world. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat's a good idea.
DeleteI'm with SPAL, zombies are scary (and real!)
ReplyDeleteYeah. They are.
DeleteI'm not one to believe in zombies. However, this comment is being typed in front of a dead studio audience and I've got to go.......
ReplyDeleteGary, you make me laugh as well as Sir Poops and Hair Ball.
DeleteOh, poor SPAL! You've got to stop your babies from watching anymore scary movies! Only Disney from now on. And things like "Underdog" and "Air Bud." That'll be much better for them. :-)
ReplyDelete:)
DeleteHehehe reminds me of when I talked myself scared. Sometimes it sucks to have an imagination. :-D
ReplyDeleteGood to see you again.
Happy to be back.
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