Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Guess What Today Is

SPAL: Good morning, nice people! It's freezing again in Florida. Looks like I'll be trying to keep warm today.
HB: We can't. Today is a special day! 
SPAL: Really?  Can we do this when its warm?
HB: No! We've got a cake to bake.
SPAL: You're going to get into so much trouble. You need to go back to bed.
HB: No. We won't. Daddy-o went to work. And Mummsy went to have the car worked on. They'll be so surprised when they come home.
SPAL: They sure will. They'll put you in the corner.

HB: But I'm making it for Daddy-o. It's his birthday today. He's the star today and I want to make him a nice cake and decorate it all nice and purdy.
SPAL: When he comes home, all he's going to want to know is what stinks. He says it every time Mummsy uses the Big Burn Box in the kitchen.

HB: But he likes cake and he shares.

SPAL: I think you should just give his face a whole bunch of birthday licks and snuggle with him on the sofa. That's what I'm going to when he comes back.

HB: I want to sing Happy Birthday to him, while I balance his lighted cake to him. He's the best Daddy-o ever.

SPAL: I know. He gives us lots
of treats, belly rubs, watches the best television shows, and shares his dinner with us. 

HB: Yeah. He does. Happy Birthday to the most bestest Daddy-o ever.
SPAL: Just don't bake him a cake. He's on a diet anyway.

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24 comments:

  1. Alex J. CavanaughJanuary 22, 2014 at 8:49 AM

    Happy birthday to your husband, Shelly.
    And I don't think I'd eat that cake...

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    1. shellyJanuary 22, 2014 at 1:29 PM

      There's no telling what might be in it. I can only imagine what other things they do while we're away.

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  2. Gossip_GrlJanuary 22, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    Hilarious Happy Birthday to your hubby and omgosh I'd hate to see my Chihuahua if she thought she could bake a cake. Ugh I imagine she'd add plenty of Pedigree and Alpo to the cake. :) This post made me laugh! Happy Wednesday!

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  3. Gossip_GrlJanuary 22, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    Hilarious Happy Birthday to your hubby and omgosh I'd hate to see my Chihuahua if she thought she could bake a cake. Ugh I imagine she'd add plenty of Pedigree and Alpo to the cake. :) This post made me laugh! Happy Wednesday!

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  4. Julie FlandersJanuary 22, 2014 at 12:38 PM

    Aww, happy birthday to your Daddy-O! You guys were sweet to try and bake a cake but it was probably best you didn't, I don't think kitchens are designed for doggie paws and you may have run into trouble.

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  5. shellyJanuary 22, 2014 at 1:31 PM

    Mummsy says the same thing and Sir Poops is always telling me to stay away from the Big Burn Box.

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  6. angryparsnipJanuary 22, 2014 at 3:35 PM

    Yes, as much as your so cute... you do not have thumbs !
    Happy Happy Birthday !

    Let there be cake !

    cheers, parsnip

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  7. shellyJanuary 22, 2014 at 5:29 PM

    Mummsy bought him an ice cream one. We can't wait.

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  8. Three Hoodies Save the WorldJanuary 22, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    I don't suppose you'd consider swapping your dogs for my manic, er lovable cats would you?

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  9. William KendallJanuary 22, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    Happy Birthday to your husband!

    What's the worse that can happen with a doggie baked cake?

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    1. shellyJanuary 23, 2014 at 5:34 PM

      Thank you, Sir Wills. As for a cake, we got him an ice cream one

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  10. Shannon LawrenceJanuary 23, 2014 at 2:34 AM

    Happy Birthday to your Daddy-O! It was nice to consider a cake, but probably best you not make one. You wouldn't want to get burned!

    The Warrior Muse

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    1. shellyJanuary 23, 2014 at 5:36 PM

      Thank you for wishing Daddy-o a happy birthday. Mummsy got him an ice cream cake.

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  11. L. Diane WolfeJanuary 23, 2014 at 7:38 AM

    Belated happy birthday Daddy-O!

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  12. ShalleeJanuary 23, 2014 at 12:47 PM

    Happy birthday Daddy-O! :)

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  13. Ellie GarrattJanuary 24, 2014 at 10:45 AM

    Happy Belated Birthday to Daddy-O!

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  14. Catch My WordsJanuary 24, 2014 at 10:44 PM

    I hope Dad has a great birthday. Where in Florida are you?

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  15. Lorelei BellJanuary 26, 2014 at 9:49 AM

    Aww, you guys are so loving and caring. And I wonder how that cake will turn out... a little nervous about you guys using the oven unsupervised--yuck,yuck

    Fun post, Shelly.
    Warm Chocolate Hugs from the deep cold! Trying to send it back to the Polar Bears, but it just won't leave us!

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  16. Misha GerrickJanuary 26, 2014 at 10:31 AM

    Happy birthday, Daddy-O! ;-)

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  17. Rosalind AdamJanuary 27, 2014 at 1:08 PM

    Entertaining as usual. So glad they didn't try to bake that cake. Happy birthday, Daddy o!

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  18. klahanieJanuary 29, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    Hey doggy dudes,

    A belated happy birthday to your Daddy-O! Look after him, okay.

    Penny's alleged human,

    Gary

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  19. Lisa DB TaylorFebruary 1, 2014 at 12:56 PM

    Fun post. Happy belated birthday :-)

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