Sunday, July 24, 2011

Sundays With Sir Poops-A-Lot and Hair Ball: A Mystery Solved

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Sir Poops-A-Lot

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                                                           Hair Ball

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HB: Ewwe! Your gross don’t kiss me! I know what you did last night. Daddy-o found it.

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SPAL: What? (His face flushes).

HB: You actually ate the evidence. (He shudders). You’re nasty and a bad boy. I’m the good boy! I’m the good boy! You’re not. (He dances in a circle).

SPAL: So what did I do? 110719_001

HB: Well, when daddy-o came home last night he went up stairs like he usually does.

SPAL: So.

HB: So he yells down to mummsy, “I think Sir Poops-A-Lot pooed on our bathroom floor again but someone ate it. I certainly didn’t do it. I’d rather smell mummsy’s shoes.

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SPAL: Doesn’t mean I ate it. (He gives a smug look)

HB: Mummsy told you to get away from her last night,too, because your breath smelled like poop. Poop breath! Poop breath! You’re going to get your mouth scrubbed out everyday this week. Hahahah!

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SPAL: Can’t proove it!

HB: Already did, pansy. For one, I never poo in the house. And, I have nothing to hide and I would never eat poo. (Sniffs at SPAL) Yup. You still smell like poop breath. Mummsy’s going to dunk you in the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture everyday to scrub your dirty mouth. Hahahaha!

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15 comments:

  1. BethJuly 24, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Oh, SPAL....you do live up to your name. You shouldn't eat your poo...or for that matter, anyone elses poo either...icky...

    You deserve to get into the watery abyss of torture that mummsy gives to you!

    HB, good boy for not eating your poo...or anyone elses.

    (BTW, too cute)

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  2. Intangible HeartsJuly 24, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    Oh No, not the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture!

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  3. UnknownJuly 24, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Ha ha ha ... I love those furry fiends! When is someone going to invent that collar that allows dogs to speak? I've always wondered if they love me as much as I think they do. :-)

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  4. Lorelei BellJuly 24, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    A good chuckle for the morning. Thanks!

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  5. LauraJuly 24, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    Ewww...Sir Poops-A-Lot! Gross! Of course, Duke's dad calls him carcass breath...it's that bad sometimes.

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  6. Golden EagleJuly 24, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    I love the banter! LOL.

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  7. shellyJuly 24, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    Thank you everyone for stopping by. Now you all know I'm the good boy!

    Hair Ball

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  8. Lynda R Young as Elle CardyJuly 24, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    lol, so funny. They are so cute they can pretty much get away with anything ;)

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  9. shellyJuly 24, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    @Lynda: Yes, they can.

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  10. Charmaine ClancyJuly 25, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    Love a good mystery - this one was a little scary too! :)
    Wagging Tales - Blog for Writers

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  11. Misha GerrickJuly 25, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    Hehehehe shame! Poor puppy.

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  12. shellyJuly 25, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    @Charmaine: Yup. Eating poop is scary especially when you don't want to be found out and scolded. Desperate measures.

    @Misha: :)

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  13. NormaJuly 25, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    I love these two!

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  14. MISHJuly 27, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    These two ALWAYS deliver something hilarious - on time ... every time ... :)

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  15. shellyJuly 28, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    Thank you, Mish.

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