Sir Poops-A-Lot
Hair Ball
HB: Ewwe! Your gross don’t kiss me! I know what you did last night. Daddy-o found it.
SPAL: What? (His face flushes).
HB: You actually ate the evidence. (He shudders). You’re nasty and a bad boy. I’m the good boy! I’m the good boy! You’re not. (He dances in a circle).
SPAL: So what did I do?
HB: Well, when daddy-o came home last night he went up stairs like he usually does.
SPAL: So.
HB: So he yells down to mummsy, “I think Sir Poops-A-Lot pooed on our bathroom floor again but someone ate it. I certainly didn’t do it. I’d rather smell mummsy’s shoes.
SPAL: Doesn’t mean I ate it. (He gives a smug look)
HB: Mummsy told you to get away from her last night,too, because your breath smelled like poop. Poop breath! Poop breath! You’re going to get your mouth scrubbed out everyday this week. Hahahah!
SPAL: Can’t proove it!
HB: Already did, pansy. For one, I never poo in the house. And, I have nothing to hide and I would never eat poo. (Sniffs at SPAL) Yup. You still smell like poop breath. Mummsy’s going to dunk you in the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture everyday to scrub your dirty mouth. Hahahaha!
Oh, SPAL....you do live up to your name. You shouldn't eat your poo...or for that matter, anyone elses poo either...icky...
ReplyDeleteYou deserve to get into the watery abyss of torture that mummsy gives to you!
HB, good boy for not eating your poo...or anyone elses.
(BTW, too cute)
Oh No, not the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ... I love those furry fiends! When is someone going to invent that collar that allows dogs to speak? I've always wondered if they love me as much as I think they do. :-)
ReplyDeleteA good chuckle for the morning. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteEwww...Sir Poops-A-Lot! Gross! Of course, Duke's dad calls him carcass breath...it's that bad sometimes.
ReplyDeleteI love the banter! LOL.
ReplyDeleteThank you everyone for stopping by. Now you all know I'm the good boy!
ReplyDeleteHair Ball
lol, so funny. They are so cute they can pretty much get away with anything ;)
ReplyDelete@Lynda: Yes, they can.
ReplyDeleteLove a good mystery - this one was a little scary too! :)
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Hehehehe shame! Poor puppy.
ReplyDelete@Charmaine: Yup. Eating poop is scary especially when you don't want to be found out and scolded. Desperate measures.
ReplyDelete@Misha: :)
I love these two!
ReplyDeleteThese two ALWAYS deliver something hilarious - on time ... every time ... :)
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mish.
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