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Thursday, June 6, 2013

Sir Poop and Hair Ball Interview Penny the Jack Russell Dog and Modest Superstar

 

IMG_0201SPAL: Good morning, nice people. As we do this interview, its raining and we may have to run to the bathroom. A tornado is near.

HB: I’m scared.

SPAL: Don’t worry. Mummsy has a plan.

HB: What’s that?

SPAL: We go to the boxes in the bathroom until it blows over.

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HB: But I don’t like my box.

SPAL: But it will save your life if our house gets hit by a tornado.

HB: Will Mummsy be in a box?

SPAL: No. She’ll be hanging onto the toilet. Anyway, we have a special, special guest today.

HB: Yeah. Penny the Jack Russell Dog and Modest Superstar. She’s real purdy and her butt smells like a field of flowers. I can share my box with her.

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Yes, it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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My human, Gary.

"Here is our blog address, klahanie " We haven't pawblished, sorry published anything as of yet. However, I'm working on a book about my puppy years titled, "My First Bark."

HB: What kind of dog are you?

SPAL: She’s Penny the Jack Russell Dog, stupid.

P: "I'm a Parson Jack Russell terrier. I have longer legs than the ordinary type of Jack Russell. I would like to note that I'm not a Parson as in the religious definition. No congregation, but I often have to avoid the pesky 'puparazzi' who try to hound me!"

HB: Mummsy is our puparazzi.

SPAL: Yeah. She’s always snapping a picture of us. So what’s your parent’s name?

P: "My proud human parent is named, Gary. He is amazed at my blogging success."

HB: Does he have a talent? Like writing or drawing?

P:"Gary attempts to write. Unfortunately, despite my trying to teach him how to be a better writer, he just doesn't grasp it. I've seen him doodling, if that's considered drawing. Actually, when he was a young boy, his drawings in art class at school were considered very good. Gary does paint. Although he really should be more careful when he paints the walls. I second that emulsion."

SPAL: Well, my Mummsy taught me how to write and read and watch T.V. These are my favorite past times.

HB: Yeah. She’s fun to hang out with. Do you like hanging out with your human, Gary, while he works on his projects?

P:"Yes, I most certainly do. I inspire both Gary and my human brother, Tristan. When Gary is at the keyboard, I snuggle up beside him and show him which keys to use. I'm good like that. I love to go and watch Tristan play on his video games."

SPAL: Where’s your favorite place to sit? On their lap? At their feet? Or on their keyboards or crayons? I like being on my own chair and sometimes on her lap when Mummsy is writing.

HB: I love to be at her feet. They’re tasty.

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P: "I like to sit as you see me in the photo. Here I am pawing out another one of my must-read pawstings, sorry, postings!"

HB: Are you a nosher? A snacker?

SPAL: Yeah. We like carrots and apples when we’re working with our Mummsy.What do you and your human, Gary, like to nosh on?

HB: Oh and would you be willing to share with us?

P:"I like to nosh on chewy bones that my humans bring back from the shop. I refuse to share my chewy bones with my humans. Both my humans like British food such as toad-in-the-hole and spotted dick." Yes they are both very weird." The food and my humans."

HB: ***wrinkles up his nose***Toad-in-the-hole and spotted dick?

SPAL: Ewe…Right? Anyway, thanks for coming by despite the tornado warnings.

P: "Thank you very much for interviewing me, Sir Poops and Hair Ball."

SPAL and HB: This was fun. We’ll have to do this again. Bye, Penny. Lots of licks to everyone else!

48 comments:

  1. Penny, I assure you, the humans wouldn't like chewy bones!

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    1. Especially already chewed ones.

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    2. Greetings human William,

      My human friend, I can assure you that my humans have tried to have a chew on my chewy bones. Who can blame them. The food they eat is pretty weird.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  2. I used to see kids eating dog biscuits at the dog shows, William, so some humans do like doggie stuff!

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    1. Yes. They do. I dated a guy who liked eating Spot's Stew.

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    2. Aha human, Norma,

      Thanks for mentioning that. I wondered where my dog biscuits went.

      Shelly, my human has been acted suspicious around my tins of dog food.


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  3. There's a pet bakery in my town that occasionally does this promotion where if a human eats one of the pet treats and likes it, he (or she) gets something (I don't remember what the something is).

    I've never taken advantage of this.

    Fun interview. Loved hearing more about Penny and her human.

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    1. Wonder what the human great was? Interesting.

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    2. Hi M.J, Fifield,

      There's a pet bakery in my town where you can get sausage dog rolls.

      Glad you liked the interview. Sir Poops and Hair Ball are pawfect hosts.

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  4. I love Penny and her "Pawstings," I mean postings. So cute. Thanks HB and Poopsie for sharing this wonderful friend with the world!
    Hugs,
    Fiona (You know you both want to kiss me!)

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    1. Yes. We would like to kiss Fiona. And smell her.

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    2. Greetings Fiona,

      You are very kind and I just love pawblishing my pawstings, sorry, publishing my postings to an eagerly waiting world.

      I think we should have a sniffathon....

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  5. No spotted dick for Penny?
    She should encourage Gary to paint more. We'd like to see it.
    And now I have this image of Shelly clinging the commode. Stay safe, guys!

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    1. Human, Alex,

      No spotted dick or toad-in-the-hole for me, my human friend. I have standards!

      Gary is getting better at painting. His latex skills are coming along nicely. Still, the poor old guy keeps painting himself into a corner.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  6. Lol! Thankfully, the twisters stayed on the water.

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  7. Sounds pretty canine to me.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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    1. Human, Joyce,

      I'm a pretty canine! :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  8. It must be great to have such special inspirations.

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    1. Hello human, Lynda,

      I've been trying to inspire my human to formulate a paragraph that actually made some semblance of sense.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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    1. Aha human, Donna,

      The pesky puparazzi are forever hounding me. Such is the life of a diva dog :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  10. Sounds like Penny and the fur-peeps had loads of fun!
    Hope you're well Shelly!

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    1. And I hope you are well. Thanks for coming by.

      Hugs and chocolate,
      Shelly

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    2. Greetings human, Michelle,

      I had a pawsitively pawesome time with Sir Poops and Hair Ball. Their human, Shelly, was very kind to me.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  11. Fun interview. You can't beat a plate of toad in the hole. Yum! Hope the tornado didn't come too close. Scary!

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    1. Hi human, Rosalind,

      Trouble is, the toad-in-the-hole, kept hopping off the plate.

      They had some pretty scary weather and now I'm back in England to look after my humans.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  12. Good job avoided the spotted dick, it just does not sound appetizing. Never heard of toad in the hole, nasty humans

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    1. Aha, Pat Hatt would like spotted dick
      Add some custard does the trick
      Toad-in-the-hole
      Is good from a bowl

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  13. Penny, would you like to come visit me? I'm in the middle of trying to finish my book in the month of June, and I could use your advice. And your typing skills. And your company. We have some really good chewy bones here in the US, and I'd let you sleep on my feet. Do we have a deal?
    Tina @ Life is Good

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    1. Hair Ball, here:

      Did you say you have chewy bones? I'm in, if she isn't.

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    2. Human Tina and my doggy buddy, Hair Ball,

      Human Tina, I've read your blogs and yes, I think it would be good for me to come over and help you finish off your book. Arf! Arf! Chewy bones in America, I hope, are to the same fine standards as British chewy bones. We have a deal if your feet are smelly! :)

      Hair Ball, we could all go to Tina's house and eat all her doggy treats.

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  14. I am partial to a little toad in the hole myself, sorry Penny but I have never tried chewy bones I don't think my teeth are up to it!

    HB and SPAL it is nice to meet you today. Your interview skills are awesome!

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    1. Nice to meet you, too, nice lady. Got any treats with you?

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    2. Greetings human, Suzanne,

      My human is partial to bangers n' mash. I believe that's some kinda food. You might like some of the softer versions of chewy bones.

      I'm sure Suzanne will send over some excellent British treats :)

      Pawsitive wishes,

      Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  15. Awwwwww hello Sir Poop and Hair Ball! It's so lovely to meet you amazing woofies! I am so thrilled to read your fine interview with my favourite A-List Bloggie Celebrity Penny the Jack Russell Dog and Modest Internet Star!! How wonderful!! Penny does a brilliant job managing her human Gary and looking after her brother Tristan! Yay! Take care
    x

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    1. Nice to meet you, too, Old Kitty. Penny is awesome. And she smells like flowers.

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  16. HB SPAL you certainly have the most interesting interviews. Lovely to meet Penny!
    Nutschell
    www.thewritingnut.com

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  17. Haha, YES! You will definitely have to do this again! It's hilarious! And that photo at the top of your blog with the doggies in the box is so cute :-)

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    1. We try to do one every week. And thank you.

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  18. Yay, my favorite canine superstars, all together! Nice interview, guys. I hope everyone was safe with the tornado warnings.

    Shannon at The Warrior Muse

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    1. We are fine. In Florida the twisters jump. They don't stay on the ground. They swoop down and take out a few items and jump back up into the sky. Thanks for coming by.

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