Sir Poops-A-Lot and Hair Ball: What’s Your Nosh Tuesday, Author AM Sawyer

Hair Ball here today. Just to let you know, I’ve tied up Sir Poops today and stuffed in the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture. I’m going to get my nosh one way or another. I’m sick and tired of that pansy getting in my way with his ‘we’re here to help new and Indie authors promote their published work  or share an excerpt from their current MS.’ Blah-blah-blah.

Today, we’ve got AM Sawyer, and he better give up some foodie. Or else! Here he comes now. Everyone, give him a warm welcome!

 

HB: Nice to have you. ***He Jumps and jumps up Mr. Sawyer’s legs*** Where’s the nosh…I mean what do you like to nosh on when you write?

AS: Actually, I do not tend to nosh on anything while writing.  I do however, love to main line coffee.  Morning, Noon, or night, if I'm writing something, I have coffee!

HB: Hmm…coffee. I think I’ve heard of it before. Is it crunchy or soft? 

AS: As its a beverage, I think it would be soft.  Although there was this one time I didn't have anything but coffee flavored candy...It wasn't the same, and I didn't get any writing done, but I tried.

HB: Candy sounds good. I know what that it is. Daddy-O eats Twizzlers. Is this coffee salty or sweet?

AS: Gotta have my spoonful of sugar and some nice milk (NOT Creamer!!!), so definitely sweet coffee.

HB: I want some sugar. You got any on you? Really, you need to cough something up today. I do you a favor. You do me one. ***He jumps up and down looking in Mr. Sawyer’s pockets*** You have to have something for me. Does this coffee with sugar and milk get your creative juices flowing?

AS:Not only flowing, but sometimes shaking, spinning, twirling.....It depends on how much I drink in the beginning.

HB: I like to spin. That sounds like a really fun food. Could it make me jump higher?

AM: ***Mr.Sawyer raises his brows and clears his throat***

HB: ***lands on his feet immediately*** Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. ***he gives a smile***Do you have any books that are published? If so, what are they? Where can we find them?

AS: Yes, yes I do.  Let's see what the list is.  I'll do them in the order they were published:

1: The Disaster that is Emotion: A Poetry Book published in print only, October 2006.
    There are definitely still copies floating around, but it is officially out of print.
    If you really want a copy, the cheapest I've seen copies for is $20 on Amazon, but there may be cheaper places.  Link for amazon is right below.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Disaster-That-Is-Emotion/dp/1424154324/ref=la_B007SQWEH6_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1342729418&sr=1-1

2: Lord of the Mullets:  A novel, part 1 of the Trailer Country Trilogy, published in both print and as an eBook.  January 2012.  You can find both the print version and the eBook at most online retailers.  Amazon link below.

http://www.amazon.com/Lord-Mullets-Trailer-Country-Trilogy/dp/1475063369/ref=la_B007SQWEH6_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1342729621&sr=1-2

3.  Fairy vs Leprechaun: The Battle for Faith - A short story published as an ebook only (Print coming in August), March 2012.  Found anywhere eBooks are sold.  Amazon link below.
http://www.amazon.com/Fairy-Leprechaun-Battle-Faith-ebook/dp/B007IX20T6/ref=la_B007SQWEH6_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1342729796&sr=1-4

4.  Worse:  A short story published as an eBook only, March 2012.  Found anywhere eBooks are sold.  Amazon Link below.

http://www.amazon.com/Worse-ebook/dp/B007IX1ZEW/ref=la_B007SQWEH6_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1342729921&sr=1-5

5. Sword of Time: Book 1 of the Ancient Blades Saga - A novel published in both print and eBook, April 2012.  eBook can be found anywhere they are sold, but for now, the print version is only available at Amazon.  Link below.

http://www.amazon.com/Sword-Time-Ancient-Blades-Volume/dp/1475133022/ref=la_B007SQWEH6_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1342730090&sr=1-3

Please note that you can arrange to purchase autographed copies of all printed books, and purchase my eBooks directly from me, plus learn more about me, my work, and other cool stuff going on at:

http://www.amsawyer.com

Keep an eye out this Fall, as I expect to have completed and released my next novel entitled:

Midnight: Rise of a Villain

Hoping for a September release, but we shall see.

HB: That all sounds great but where’s the coffee, sugar, and milk? What kind of stuff is this? Do I need to get a begging cup or something.

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Well, before I leave, I need to show I’m a nice, polite fur-peep. I wanted to tell you a few things.

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Gwen Gardner and Pal are having a blogtour. If interested in joining CLICK HERE

 

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Martin T. Ingham has put out a call for short stories for an anthology book he’s putting together.  CLICK HERE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED

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Roland Yeomans has released another book for 99 cents. Go check out an excerpt. CLICK HERE

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Okay. I’m done now. Have a nice day but please remember, I’d like some real foodie next time.

Licks and sniffs,

Hair Ball

A Holiday, Sweetman’s Date Night, A Bloghop, and More FREE Books

Happy Labor Day, everyone!

Today, I’ll be hanging with the Sweetman. Yesterday, his back went out. So I don’t know if we’ll be keeping the same plans of driving to St. Pete to go to the Dali Museum. We shall see.

Saturday night we were supposed to go to Tarpon Springs for their once-a-month Greek Night. I was so looking forward to spinach pie and baklava, but on the way home from work Sweetman called me and said, “Where do want to go for dinner? How about the Olive Garden?”

What, I thought. What happened to Greek Night?

“And we really need a new television for our bedroom. We need a flat screen so I figured we could go to the new HHGREG store.” Sweetman has been dying for a flat screen for the bedroom. And he drools for shopping.

Crap, I thought. I hate shopping. And I’m definitely not a fan of Olive Garden.

So I endured a fake Italian dinner and got dragged to a store that’s not to open until October. But he did haul me over to Best Buys and walked through rows and rows of flat screens.

Sweetman didn’t like the pricing. So he said, “Let’s go to Sam’s Club.”

That was our fun filled date night.

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Hair Trivia Answer From Friday

Friday, I asked a question on Egyptian hair styles.  And nobody gave me an answer.

When I think of Egyptians, I think of their elaborate hair dos, which by the way are wigs. Back in the day the men even sported fake beards. They wore them strictly for holidays and religious ceremonies. On regular days they wore their own hair, which was a short do or a bald do.

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Gwen Gardner and Pal are having a bloghop. October 8th – 31st. If interested in participating, go sign up. CLICK HERE

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More Free Books

Today, Siv over at Been There, Done That is hosting a blog and bookfest. There are a ton of free books to get today.  CLICK HERE

 

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AM Sawyer is also offering another one of his books for FREE today. Lord of the Mullets. CLICK HERE

The Blurb

By working together, even an average person can change the world. For George, Billy, and Fred, three simple Rednecks from Trailer Country, it takes two evil witches to find these words true. From the valley in Beverly Hills, these powerful ladies launch a devastating attack against the entire world of Ekoda. Engulfed by delusions of conquest, they’re determined to destroy everything that isn’t their so-called perfection. During one of these brutal attacks, the people of Trailer Country fall victim to an evil curse. With their way of life threatened, the three Rednecks must overcome countless obstacles and nonstop assaults, and try to save not only Trailer Country, but the entire world. Packed with action, adventure, drama, and more twists than Rednecks can count with their shoes off, this comedy will leave you on the edge of your seat. So read on and enjoy “Lord of the Mullets”

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Happy shopping!

Hugs and Chocolate!

Shelly

Tomorrow, Sir Poops and Hair Ball have another interview for you.

Brain Fog, Rolaids, LEGO Snot-Boogers, Hair Trivia, and Another FREE Book

Like a MORON, I forgot my brother, Scott’s birthday the other day. The summer has flown by. The months, days,and weeks have bled together into one mass clump of ‘where the hell did it go to”. I didn’t even go to the different card stores to search for the perfect birthday card.

You see, every year my brother and I search for the funniest card ever for each others’ birthday. And well…I don’t know what happened this year…Fatigue? Menopause? Camp NaNo? Countdown to unleashing Secondhand Shoes?

Anyway, he was my most favorite little brother ever. But then again, he’s the only brother I’ve got. And today, I’d love to share some little brother stories.

“Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh,” my brother would sing. Yup. He sang this every time he sat on the potty. He sang this every time we went on long car trips. And he sang this after he got tucked into bed before he fell asleep for the night.

“How do you spell relief?” he said one night at the dinner table. At three-years-old, they were the first words he spoke ever in his life. “R-O-L-A-I-D-S.” My step dad dropped his fork. So did mom. And I believe my sister and I busted out laughing.

Since my bother was a head-banging-tantrum-thrower, he wore a football helmet everywhere. When he was a tot, he sported a blue and white football helmet everywhere. Even in pictures.

My brother always played Barbie dolls with my sister and me. He always brought his G.I. Joes to play. Our Ken dolls had plenty of competition when he brought them over.

One day, my brother decided to show what a true clown he was. While playing with LEGOS, he decided to dangle several of the linkies from his nose. You know, LEGO snot-boogers. Well, he sucked back. To this day, the LEGO snot-boogers are stuck somewhere in his head.

When my sister was the last one to have Aunt Rose to come to visit her, my brother curled up in fetal position and cried, “I don’t want my period to come. I don’t want one. I’m afraid.” He was a eleven at the time.

For eleven years, his BFF was his thumb. I was surprised it never melted  in his mouth or got sucked off.

My brother was always a gentleman, too. He held the doors open for my sister and me. And he never called us names. Nor did he hit us. Later in life when he got married, he was the best husband ever. He worked, cooked, cleaned, cared for the yard and cars, and took a major part in rearing his kids. Unfortunately, my sister-in-law didn’t appreciate what she had and left after sixteen years. Thankfully, she walked away from my niece and nephew. They are great kids. Well adjusted and drug free. My brother did a great job raising them.

Happy Forty-Two Years, little brother!

Love your brain-fogged sister,

Shelly

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Here’s some HAIR TRIVIA

Three thousand B.C. years ago how did the Egyptian men and women really wear their hair?

I’ll share the answer on Monday.

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Here’s another FREE download for the Labor Day Weekend

Cynthia Bagley has a FREE book to download. Go check her info on how to get it at Scrambled Sage

Another FREEBIE

Sword of Time by A.M. Sawyer is FREE, too. 

Blurb

In a world of science, Magic would have free reign. Modern man has inadvertently unlocked the timeless prison of a madman, and must now face a wrath that has been festering for millions of years. To save the world, a warrior must be found, one who can face this master of magic. That responsibility has fallen to four teenagers lost on a trip in the outback. Guided by protectors of an ancient weapon, they must destroy the evil sage once and for all, and save the billions of lives lost to his will. Will these four friends rise to accept the impossible challenges that they must face, or will our history end with the current generations? For there to be any hope of a future, the battle must be fought in both the present and the past. Prepare for a War the likes of which you’ve never seen. Fight for victory with the “Sword of Time”

Hugs and chocolate to all!

Shelly

Worse and From the Heart Poems for Free

 

Worse

 

The Blub

Many believe that there are Beings walking among us, here to maintain the balance of good and evil. For Jacob Sturgen, A greedy estate mogul with a heart of darkness, they just might be his last hope to save his soul. However, is this Being here for the side of good, or for evil? It's time for Jacob to go through Hell, and all he can do to survive is hold on for dear life. Will he come out on top, or will his day go from bad to "Worse"

Here’s a collection of poems for FREE

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Hugs and chocolate,

Shelly

PS. I also posted over at Secondhand Shoes today. I shared diddy and a Labor Day event coming for bloggers.