Sir Poops and Hair Ball: ISWG: Slacker Central

Good morning, nice people! Or afternoon?

Today, I want to talk about my Mummsy and brother, Sir Poops. They're a couple of slackers.

I'll start with my brother.

As you can see, this is all he does. And if he isn't lounging around, he's whining for Mummsy or Daddy-o to hold him. And when he's not whining to be held, he's pooping on our floors. He's become such a slacker in his old age. I mean, he takes medicine. Shouldn't he be better by now?

Then there's Mummsy.

Can you believe she's still in her jammie's? She stayed in bed until 9:30 this morning. She had to work an 8 day work week. She hasn't written anything since Sunday. She's acting like a zombie. Thank God, she doesn't want to eat my brains. But I wish she'd get up and play with me.

Not to mention, she feels stuck with Killer Stilettos. It's not going where she wants it. So I told her to work on something else. And that's what she's doing. But right this moment she's being a slacker sipping on tea and staring at Fox News. Maybe that'll get her off her bum. The news is not known to be good around here.

This post was brought to you by Alex J Cavanaugh's Insecure Writer's Group.

Lots of licks and belly rubs,

Hair Ball

ISWG: Silly Santa says: Don't Lose Your Squeakers

Hello, folks! I'm still hanging around and with good reason.

We made it from a ledge to the chandelier. But Penelope lost her grip and her squeaker.

She obviously gave up even though, we her friends, were there for her. Well, except maybe Penquin Phil. He's about as an encouraging as a bed of nails.

Thankfully, all of you writers have Alex J. Cavanaugh who created the Insecure Writer's Group. 

I hope all of you do what you can to help your fellow writers not to lose their squeakers. 

Never give up. Especially your squeakers!

Silly Santa signing out!

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Who Wants a Cookie?

HB: Hey! Who wants a cookie besides me and my stupid brother who is hiding out in his box. He hates it when I chase him with Mumnsy's iPhone for a picture.

SPAL: Well...I don't really like getting my picture taken. But if you give me one of your cookies, I might let you.

HB: Nope. Not! They're mine. But I'll be glad to give an award today. A nice handsome and cute picture of myself to one of the greatest and most kindest bloggers out there. 

SPAL: Oh God! Not that again!

HB: Can you guess who I'm giving it to?

SPAL: ***he rolls his eyes*** All of the bloggers in the blogosphere? Right?

HB: Nope! Because not everyone is the Santa Claus of the blogosphere.

SPAL: Well maybe a picture of your stupid self might cheer him up. I did read during the A to Z Challenge that he was worried about peeps forgetting about him  and his book Casa Fire because he was slow writing the next one in his series. 

                                                                    It's on Amazon

HB: No one could be as slow as Mummsy. She's still working on Killer Stilettos and is having issues keeping on-line crit partners.

SPAL: Hope she doesn't have that problem when it's time to find beta readers.

HB: We're getting off track here, pansy. We'll discuss that on our Insecure Writer's Group post. Anyway, Mr. Alex J. Cavanaugh, I'd be glad to share at least one of my cookies and  a nice picture of myself with you.

Lots of licks and belly rubs for the rest of you!

Next week we're hoping to get an interview with Bish's spider.

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: ISWG

SPAL: Hello, nice people. It's another first Wednesday of the month which means its time for Alex J. Cavanaugh's Insecure Writers Group. ***yawns*** And the second day for many in the Arlee Bird's A to Z April Challenge. ***yawns again*** I need a nap. Where's Hair Ball?

HB: I'm here!

SPAL: Good. Do you have any words of encouragement for the nice people today? A lot of them are doing that crazy blog challenge. ***yawns***

HB: Of course I do. Make sure you have plenty of water, kibble, and treats. It will help get you through it when you lose your energy. 

HB: Exercise when you can't think what to say in the comment boxes and what kind of post you're going to come up with. They say it clears the mind.

 

HB: Make sure you take a whiz break, too. The peep's in your house may get upset if you make a stinky, wet mess on their floor or in the chair. No one should ever be that tied to their computer.

HB: I hope these tips help get you through. And too, I want to award Gary and Penny an award. Check out their blog here along with Penny's Alphabark challenge

Gary and Penny, come grab your award. I love you, Penny!

SPAL: ***rolls his eyes***

HB: Gary and Penny are the coolest. Sir Poops and I love this fun blog. We especially love it when Penny writes her mind. She's a really hot Jack Russel. Mmmm...mmmm...I'd like to...

SPAL: This is a G-rated blog.

HB: What? All I want to do is hug her leg.

SPAL: ***face palm***

HB: In fact, I want to hug everyone's leg. Hugs are good.

SPAL: I apologize for my brother's stupid comment today. Hope everyone makes it through all their challenges today and this month.

Lots of licks!

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: ISWG:: A New Challenge

SPAL: Hello, nice people. Today, I'm typing this with one nail. Mummsy's computer died last week.

HB: Yeah. It did. Nothing has revived it.

SPAL: Nope. But Daddy-o says Mummsy's new computer will be here on the 15th. But then she has to wait for Skinny-Computer-Boy to come put it all together for her.

HB: Oh boy ...

SPAL: Until then, I'll be the one-nail-typist.  My paws get in the way on the iPhone.

HB: See, nice people. You can do anything if you put your mind to it.

SPAL: True. And today is Alex J. Cavanaugh's, Insecure Writer's Group. I apologize for not having an active link, but I haven't figured that out yet.

Lots of Licks,

Sir Poops and Hair Ball