HB: Hello, nice people. I’ve been busy at the computer today, thinking about what Sir Poops and I should write about today. So I thought I’d write about a trip I didn’t get to take last week.
SPAL: Yes. That’s right. We had to stay home.
HB: Yeah. All because you get sick in the car if Mummsy drives too far. Pansy!
SPAL: Well, you start singing totally off key if the car goes past the first stop sign after our driveway, stupid! It’s the most annoying noise ever. And the worst thing about is you don’t shut up until we get to our destination.
HB: But its my happy song. And it can’t be as annoying as cleaning up your puke.
SPAL: Anyway, we missed going to the park with Glowstick.
HB: And eating pizza bones at the pizza place.
SPAL: I miss eating pizza bones.
HB: I miss Glowstick.
SPAL: I miss him. But I liked it better when he stayed in one place.
HB: Mummsy and Daddy-o say the Glowstick and Tinkerbell are coming for Turkey and Sweet potato day.
SPAL: Hope Tinkerbell stays on the right track for the little guy. It saves me my eyeballs.
HB: Well, we’ll keep praying.
SPAL: That’s right. God listens to fur-peeps, too.
HB: Yes. He does.
Lots of licks and belly rubs, everyone!