Saturdays with Sir Poops: Glowstick Update, Giving out the Sunshine Award, and a Free Book Offer

Glowstick: Me first. I get to tell what I did first.  

HB: But we have more important stuff to cover today.

SPAL: If you share your ball and bone with him then you can share the computer with him. Besides, don’t fight. I’m not feeling all that well to listen to you complain .Let the little guy have his say.

Glowstick: ***smiles*** Thank you, Sir Poops. You’re my buddy.

HB: Me, too. I share my bone and ball with you.

Glowstick: I know. ***he reaches out to Hair Ball*** Okay. I’ll be quick. ***he looks out at the nice people*** Tuesday, my Hanny took me to see my mommy and my daddy. My daddy got out of the big playpen. My mommy is doing outpatient rehab. Daddy needs to, too, but hasn’t made any attempts to go. That’s what the big people in my life say.

My Hanny took my mommy to get her TABE test scores so she can start working on her GED. Hanny told her she needed to get a job, too, before I come back. Mommy got mad. But Hanny’s right. How’s mommy going to buy me diapers and clothes when I come back without one? That’s how I ended up with Hanny because mommy didn’t have money. She was using it on something else. It was bad stuff. That’s what I hear.

Anyway, I miss my mommy and daddy. And I want them to get better so I can see them everyday. But I really like staying with my Hanny and Zadie. And I like the fur-people, Sir Poops and Hair Ball. Oh, and Auntie No-No is cool, too.

Guess its their turn now.

SPAL: Thank you, Glowstick. Today, Hair Ball and me name the winners to the Sunshine Award.

HB: Yup. We’re giving it to our most favorite bloggers. And here they are:

Sam's Story is about a ghost-bird watching over his mummsy. He also writes about other things like freeze-drying your pets which is really creepy.

A Simple Happy Life is about a lady who works with her hubby, has a love for Laura Ingalls-Wilder, antique photos, and a fur-person named Duker. And every now and then Duker blogs.

Pets and Other Critters is about a plethora of info on other fur-people. Sometimes you’ll find a hand drawn funny cartoon. And sometimes the author will tell you about her fur-people.

You can find the questions on last weeks post at The Questions.

And you can find the rules at The Rules .

And we thank Melissa Kline again for the award. She’s a nice lady. You can find her blog at Reflections on Writing .

SPAL: You handled that well. You’re not as stupid as I thought you were.

HB: Well, you’re still a pansy.

SPAL: Whatever. We do have one more thing to share.

HB: Yeah. You can get a free book today.

SPAL: Uh-huh. The author is a newbie, Devon Cooper. You can find the author’s book here Bad Day .

HB: Yeah. Don’t forget it’s free.

Sir Poops and Hot Men of Blogs-ehem-Hot Dogs of Blogs

I know. I know. I haven’t been around lately. I’ve got issues. Like this morning for instance. Mummsy picks me up to walk me downstairs and right before she hit the second flight, my bladder let lose. Pee trailed down those last set of steps, it ran all the way to the front door. I even hit the foyer window-its not like I was aiming for it-I didn’t mean to. What a mess!

Yesterday, the same thing happened but all over No-No and then on Daddy-o and the sofa.

Mummsy says getting old isn’t for sissies. And I say it isn’t for people who get embarrassed either. Bodily functions run out of control and happen. And its happening to me.

Anyway, Mummsy tries to put me in those diaper things. It’s so embarrassing but I’ve figured out how to escape from them-I know it’s not a good idea since I seem to have no control over my pees and sometimes my poops. I can’t even eat regular kibble anymore. It gives me bad gas and the runs. Mummsy cooks and purees my food now.

Well, enough about me. I figured I ‘d give Mummsy another break and announce the Hot Man today but I’m going to announce the Hot Dog of Blogs today. One is a bird, well…a ghost bird, and the other is a black lab. They’re both really cool.

So here are the two Hot Dogs of Blogs:

Duker over at A Simple Happy Life . He’s smart like me. He can read and blog unlike my stupid little brother, Hair Ball.

And then there’s Sam. I know. He’s not a fur-person, he’s a feather-person and in spirit. But he’s really cute and spunky. You can find him at Sam's Story .

Well, for now I’m gonna go. Mummsy needs me. It’s a good thing she still has control over her bladder and she can still chew her food without getting gas and the runs. But she’s got other problems. One good thing for her though, she’s cut back on her hair lopping days. She’ll be doing hair three days instead of five or six. That’s a good thing. I’ll see her more and she’ll be able to work on her writing while getting a grasp on her own health issues.

Bye for now,

Sir Poops

PS> Mummsy will be doing the A to Z Challenge 2012 at her other blog