Sir Poops-A-Lot and Hair Ball
SPAL: Blogo-schmogo-schmucko-roo!
HB: Huh? Why are you repeating what mummsy’s been mumbling all week.
SPAL: There’s still something wrong with Blogspot.
HB: Oh!
SPAL: Wish I could hypnotize it like I can mummsy.
HB: You can’t hypnotize mummsy.
SPAL: Can, too.
HB: Can not!
SPAL: Too!
HB: Show me then, Pansy!
SPAL: You stand and stare. Concentrate on what you want. I don’t even have to touch her like Riley does in Beth Muscat’s book, Remember the Eyes and Nothing Without You.
HB: Ooooo….you’ve been playing with mummsy’s Kindle.
SPAL: Not! I’ve been reading. I’m learning a lot from Riley. Hypnotizing someone takes a lot of concentration. If it weren’t for my reading skills and these two great books by Beth Muscat we wouldn’t be getting dinner on mummusy’s good dinner plates. We’d still be eating out of what they call the DOG BOWLS.
HB: So.
SPAL: Didn’t you know DOG is really a bad word?
HB: Nah-uh.
SPAL: Well, it is. And, I refuse to do anything a DOG might do.
LOL SPAL and HB-Glad you've been 'learning' a lot from reading my books...I wonder if mummsy knows that you've been hypnotizing her...
ReplyDeleteRegardless, you'd better not let things start flying through the air or read minds because then you might really freak everyone out.
Lorelei says:
ReplyDeleteWatch the eyes, just concentrate . . .
Hey, Beth, I'm jealous. Dogs are learning from your books!
ReplyDeleteIf they were to read the one William and I are writing together, they could learn how to...oh, wait a minute. Dogs already know how to do that....
Poopsie and Hairball are adorable and so smart too!
ReplyDeleteHugs and hope the computer gets back to normal soon!
Yes, they do know how to do that! They might avert their eyes or cover their eyes with their paws.
ReplyDeleteYes, SPAL and HB... blogspot's been a wee bit annoying the last few days....
@Beth: No, she doesn't know. Not even daddy-o knows or he'd pick up the dinner plates for sure. This evening Hair Ball and I are concentrating on our snack cupboard. We'll let you know how that goes.
ReplyDelete@Lorelei: We will concentrate hard.
@Norma: What can we learn from you and Sir Wills?
@Ms. Eve: If blogspot doesn't shape up, mummmsy is threatening to go to Wordpress.
@Sir Wills: What do we know how to do?
Sir Poops-A-Lot and Hair Ball
I had a good chuckle at this entertaining tete-a'-tete ! They really are such delightful characters ...
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mish. They're such good boys.
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