HB: Yeah. But she went to work last night.
SPAL: Only for three hours.
HB: Anyway, hop on up.
SPAL: You know I can’t.
HB: Then I get Mummsy and the bed all to myself.
SPAL: You’re sooooo stupid.
HB: You’re a pansy-boy.
SPAL: You’re rude!
HB: I get to be by Mummsy’s feet. My Mummsy. Not your Mummsy. Ha! Ha! Ha!
SPAL: But Mummsy can’t pick me up for another week or so.
HB: You should be glad about that. It means she can’t put either one of us in the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture. Go get No-No.
SPAL: That’s useless. She hasn’t even lifted a finger to help Mummsy all week. She’s on another hypochondria kick where she can’t walk. Supposedly, she sprained her leg but only hobbles sometimes. Besides, it’s 11:42 AM and she’s still asleep.
HB: Go lay on top of her head and fart. That should wake her up.
SPAL: No it won’t. Nothing could wake her up. Not even a nuclear explosion.
HB: There’s a step in Mummsy closet then. Use that to get yourself up here. We’re going to have a fun day reading, writing, and watching television.
SPAL: What about snacks?
HB: That’s funny. Mummsy only eats healthy ones. Did you see what she had for breakfast? Sweet potato, quinoa, broccoli, and scrambled egg whites. YUCK!
SPAL: But I like broccoli and sweet potato.
HB: You would, pansy-boy. But you also like to eat out of the garbage.
SPAL: So do you.
HB: Yeah. But I’m tough. You’re not. Get up here and stop your whining.
SPAL: ****He walks toward the closet and scoots the step out toward the bed.***
SPAL: This is going to be a good day just hanging out with Mummsy in the bed.
HB: Yup. It sure is.
SPAL: This is great! This is the life! ***He rubs his face in the sheets and rolls a couple times.***
We hope hope you guys have a great Saturday, too.
Please help Mummsy feel better soon. It's probably time for the Great White Watery Abyss! Have a great day boys!
ReplyDeleteWe are. We're being good boys.
DeleteWhat's quinoa? I had a cheese (swiss & cheddar), mushroom omlett. The squirrels & birds got seed that my husband put out. (^;
ReplyDeleteThe omlett sounds yummy. And quinoa is an African grain, non-gluten, and high in protien.
DeleteMummsy, I have to agree with the boys...that sounded like a gross breakfast...LOL Just kidding.
ReplyDeleteI hope you boys are allowing mummsy to rest...she needs it so she can heal and get back with the rest of us...
Feel better soon.
We've been sleeping mostly. Mummsy's been typing.
DeleteThanks, Beth. I am feeling better. My stomach itches like crazy.
DeleteThese two really love each other, right?
ReplyDeleteHope you're back on your feet soon, Shelly!
SPAL: He still lives here. I haven't kicked him out yet.
DeleteHB: I helped take care of pansy boy when he was having a puke and poo fest.
Shelly: Thanks, Norma. I am feeling better and have been resting. Tomorrow, I'll go into work for a little while. Don't want to lose clients.
Get better soon, Shelly! And lads, behave yourselves to the best of your abilities!
ReplyDeleteSir Wills, we laid in bed all day and didn't fight once. Well, when Sir Poops finally made it into the bed.
DeleteAah, SPAL & HB doing what they do best! They should really try and get along better, especially since you're not well... suppose it's too much to ask...
ReplyDeleteHope you get well soon, Shelly.
We did a good job taking care of Mummsy today. Sir Poops and Hair Ball
DeleteThanks, MISH. I'm getting there.
Shelly,
ReplyDeleteGet well soon! Glad the day went well! I've heard of quinoa, but haven't eaten it before. The whole menu almost sounds like an African or Indonesian meal. I had an Indonesian friend who used to eat fried rice with scrambled eggs on top. Take care!
I think its African. Quinoa has a nutty taste. And thank you for the well wishes. I'm getting there.
DeleteSPAL and HB: Take good care of Mummsy. Make sure she gets some rest even on the days she has to work!
ReplyDeleteShelly, hope you're feeling better soon! Take care!
Miss Laura: We're taking good care of her. Sir Poops and Hair Ball
DeleteWishing you a speedy recovery. And SPAL sounds like a great caregiver!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the well wishes, Katie. And yes, SPAL has been by my side since the surgery.
DeleteI hope you feel better. Good that you could take a rest. I like quinoa, but not for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteEveryday I feel a little more like myself. Thank you.
DeleteMy dogs love to hang out in bed with me. Glad you are feeling better every day.
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Thank you. And yes they love to hang out in the bed. They roll and rub their faces in it.
DeleteSounds like the best kind of day!
ReplyDeleteAw, you guys are so sweet to stay by her and watch over her and keep her happy. With guys like you around, she'll be up and doing in no time.
ReplyDeleteThey are a girl's best friend for sure.
DeleteHope your feeling better! Nice to have good company;).
ReplyDeleteEveryday, I'm feeling better.
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