Sir Poop and Hair Ball Interview Penny the Jack Russell Dog and Modest Superstar

 

SPAL: Good morning, nice people. As we do this interview, its raining and we may have to run to the bathroom. A tornado is near.

HB: I’m scared.

SPAL: Don’t worry. Mummsy has a plan.

HB: What’s that?

SPAL: We go to the boxes in the bathroom until it blows over.

HB: But I don’t like my box.

SPAL: But it will save your life if our house gets hit by a tornado.

HB: Will Mummsy be in a box?

SPAL: No. She’ll be hanging onto the toilet. Anyway, we have a special, special guest today.

HB: Yeah. Penny the Jack Russell Dog and Modest Superstar. She’s real purdy and her butt smells like a field of flowers. I can share my box with her.

Yes, it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

My human, Gary.

"Here is our blog address, klahanie " We haven't pawblished, sorry published anything as of yet. However, I'm working on a book about my puppy years titled, "My First Bark."

HB: What kind of dog are you?

SPAL: She’s Penny the Jack Russell Dog, stupid.

P: "I'm a Parson Jack Russell terrier. I have longer legs than the ordinary type of Jack Russell. I would like to note that I'm not a Parson as in the religious definition. No congregation, but I often have to avoid the pesky 'puparazzi' who try to hound me!"

HB: Mummsy is our puparazzi.

SPAL: Yeah. She’s always snapping a picture of us. So what’s your parent’s name?

P: "My proud human parent is named, Gary. He is amazed at my blogging success."

HB: Does he have a talent? Like writing or drawing?

P:"Gary attempts to write. Unfortunately, despite my trying to teach him how to be a better writer, he just doesn't grasp it. I've seen him doodling, if that's considered drawing. Actually, when he was a young boy, his drawings in art class at school were considered very good. Gary does paint. Although he really should be more careful when he paints the walls. I second that emulsion."

SPAL: Well, my Mummsy taught me how to write and read and watch T.V. These are my favorite past times.

HB: Yeah. She’s fun to hang out with. Do you like hanging out with your human, Gary, while he works on his projects?

P:"Yes, I most certainly do. I inspire both Gary and my human brother, Tristan. When Gary is at the keyboard, I snuggle up beside him and show him which keys to use. I'm good like that. I love to go and watch Tristan play on his video games."

SPAL: Where’s your favorite place to sit? On their lap? At their feet? Or on their keyboards or crayons? I like being on my own chair and sometimes on her lap when Mummsy is writing.

HB: I love to be at her feet. They’re tasty.

P: "I like to sit as you see me in the photo. Here I am pawing out another one of my must-read pawstings, sorry, postings!"

HB: Are you a nosher? A snacker?

SPAL: Yeah. We like carrots and apples when we’re working with our Mummsy.What do you and your human, Gary, like to nosh on?

HB: Oh and would you be willing to share with us?

P:"I like to nosh on chewy bones that my humans bring back from the shop. I refuse to share my chewy bones with my humans. Both my humans like British food such as toad-in-the-hole and spotted dick." Yes they are both very weird." The food and my humans."

HB: ***wrinkles up his nose***Toad-in-the-hole and spotted dick?

SPAL: Ewe…Right? Anyway, thanks for coming by despite the tornado warnings.

P: "Thank you very much for interviewing me, Sir Poops and Hair Ball."

SPAL and HB: This was fun. We’ll have to do this again. Bye, Penny. Lots of licks to everyone else!