Sir Poops and Hair Ball: ISWG

SPAL: Hello, nice people. It's another first Wednesday of the month which means its time for Alex J. Cavanaugh's Insecure Writers Group. ***yawns*** And the second day for many in the Arlee Bird's A to Z April Challenge. ***yawns again*** I need a nap. Where's Hair Ball?

HB: I'm here!

SPAL: Good. Do you have any words of encouragement for the nice people today? A lot of them are doing that crazy blog challenge. ***yawns***

HB: Of course I do. Make sure you have plenty of water, kibble, and treats. It will help get you through it when you lose your energy. 

HB: Exercise when you can't think what to say in the comment boxes and what kind of post you're going to come up with. They say it clears the mind.

 

HB: Make sure you take a whiz break, too. The peep's in your house may get upset if you make a stinky, wet mess on their floor or in the chair. No one should ever be that tied to their computer.

HB: I hope these tips help get you through. And too, I want to award Gary and Penny an award. Check out their blog here along with Penny's Alphabark challenge

Gary and Penny, come grab your award. I love you, Penny!

SPAL: ***rolls his eyes***

HB: Gary and Penny are the coolest. Sir Poops and I love this fun blog. We especially love it when Penny writes her mind. She's a really hot Jack Russel. Mmmm...mmmm...I'd like to...

SPAL: This is a G-rated blog.

HB: What? All I want to do is hug her leg.

SPAL: ***face palm***

HB: In fact, I want to hug everyone's leg. Hugs are good.

SPAL: I apologize for my brother's stupid comment today. Hope everyone makes it through all their challenges today and this month.

Lots of licks!

Sir Poop and Hair Ball Interview Penny the Jack Russell Dog and Modest Superstar

 

SPAL: Good morning, nice people. As we do this interview, its raining and we may have to run to the bathroom. A tornado is near.

HB: I’m scared.

SPAL: Don’t worry. Mummsy has a plan.

HB: What’s that?

SPAL: We go to the boxes in the bathroom until it blows over.

HB: But I don’t like my box.

SPAL: But it will save your life if our house gets hit by a tornado.

HB: Will Mummsy be in a box?

SPAL: No. She’ll be hanging onto the toilet. Anyway, we have a special, special guest today.

HB: Yeah. Penny the Jack Russell Dog and Modest Superstar. She’s real purdy and her butt smells like a field of flowers. I can share my box with her.

Yes, it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

My human, Gary.

"Here is our blog address, klahanie " We haven't pawblished, sorry published anything as of yet. However, I'm working on a book about my puppy years titled, "My First Bark."

HB: What kind of dog are you?

SPAL: She’s Penny the Jack Russell Dog, stupid.

P: "I'm a Parson Jack Russell terrier. I have longer legs than the ordinary type of Jack Russell. I would like to note that I'm not a Parson as in the religious definition. No congregation, but I often have to avoid the pesky 'puparazzi' who try to hound me!"

HB: Mummsy is our puparazzi.

SPAL: Yeah. She’s always snapping a picture of us. So what’s your parent’s name?

P: "My proud human parent is named, Gary. He is amazed at my blogging success."

HB: Does he have a talent? Like writing or drawing?

P:"Gary attempts to write. Unfortunately, despite my trying to teach him how to be a better writer, he just doesn't grasp it. I've seen him doodling, if that's considered drawing. Actually, when he was a young boy, his drawings in art class at school were considered very good. Gary does paint. Although he really should be more careful when he paints the walls. I second that emulsion."

SPAL: Well, my Mummsy taught me how to write and read and watch T.V. These are my favorite past times.

HB: Yeah. She’s fun to hang out with. Do you like hanging out with your human, Gary, while he works on his projects?

P:"Yes, I most certainly do. I inspire both Gary and my human brother, Tristan. When Gary is at the keyboard, I snuggle up beside him and show him which keys to use. I'm good like that. I love to go and watch Tristan play on his video games."

SPAL: Where’s your favorite place to sit? On their lap? At their feet? Or on their keyboards or crayons? I like being on my own chair and sometimes on her lap when Mummsy is writing.

HB: I love to be at her feet. They’re tasty.

P: "I like to sit as you see me in the photo. Here I am pawing out another one of my must-read pawstings, sorry, postings!"

HB: Are you a nosher? A snacker?

SPAL: Yeah. We like carrots and apples when we’re working with our Mummsy.What do you and your human, Gary, like to nosh on?

HB: Oh and would you be willing to share with us?

P:"I like to nosh on chewy bones that my humans bring back from the shop. I refuse to share my chewy bones with my humans. Both my humans like British food such as toad-in-the-hole and spotted dick." Yes they are both very weird." The food and my humans."

HB: ***wrinkles up his nose***Toad-in-the-hole and spotted dick?

SPAL: Ewe…Right? Anyway, thanks for coming by despite the tornado warnings.

P: "Thank you very much for interviewing me, Sir Poops and Hair Ball."

SPAL and HB: This was fun. We’ll have to do this again. Bye, Penny. Lots of licks to everyone else!