Ho-Ho! They call me Silly Santa and I'm on a mission to find Randy Reindeer. He was last seen with a woman named, Mummsy. She brought him to her house in a Pet's Mart shopping bag sometime last year around this very same time.
Me and my friends,
Penelope Polar Bear
Lucky-clucky
and Penguin Phil are here to help me in my search.
It's been rumored that someone named Hair Ball may have ravaged poor Randy Reindeer. Below is the suspect's mugshot.
Don't let this creature fool you with those sappy-innocent-looking eyes. He's armed and dangerous with some sharp artillery. The best known to man, the fur, and feathered kind.
This was the last we heard of Randy Reindeer.
Has anyone seen him?
We'll be back Monday with a full report on what we found.
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I hope I got the last part right since I deliver toys for a living.
Cookies and milk to everyone!
Silly Santa
Well now that suspect is far too cute to stay mad at!
ReplyDeleteMr. Kendall, cute or not, he may have murdered one of my reindeers. And I will not tolerate it! Justice needs to be served.
DeleteHair Ball did you take Randy?? Fess up! You're so cute I'm sure you will get off easy.
ReplyDeleteWho? Me?
DeleteSanta, you might not like what you find...
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell me that.
DeleteHow cute!
ReplyDeleteThis is not a matter of cute!
DeleteIs this the same reindeer that was found in a very questionable place last year.
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
Could be.
DeleteAhhh...poor Randy. And such an innocent look on that perp.
ReplyDeleteYes. Poor Randy! Poo on Hair Ball. I want justice!
DeleteHe thinks those puppy dog eyes will work. Pft. Guilty. LOL
ReplyDeleteIWSG #151 until Alex culls the list again.
Of course he does.
DeleteAww. Who can resist those puppy dog eyes...? It works - every time.
ReplyDeleteHappy IWSG day!
Silly Santa can. That's who! He doesn't fool me.
DeleteHair Ball can't possibly be guilty. He's innocent, I say! I'll give him an alibi--when did you say it was so I can go make it up, um, I mean consult with my calendar ;)
ReplyDeleteWe'll see about that, ma'am.
DeleteOops, maybe he just tucked him away somewhere for safekeeping (or not). :)
ReplyDeleteThe suspicion is, he's dead.
DeleteI'm sure Santa, Penelope, Lucky-clucky (adorable!), and Phil are up to the challenge of finding what happened to Randy. It can't be HB! He's got innocence written all over that cute face. Maybe Randy is just visiting the other reindeer and will be back soon. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy gut instinct says otherwise.
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