I know. I know. I haven’t been around lately. I’ve got issues. Like this morning for instance. Mummsy picks me up to walk me downstairs and right before she hit the second flight, my bladder let lose. Pee trailed down those last set of steps, it ran all the way to the front door. I even hit the foyer window-its not like I was aiming for it-I didn’t mean to. What a mess!
Yesterday, the same thing happened but all over No-No and then on Daddy-o and the sofa.
Mummsy says getting old isn’t for sissies. And I say it isn’t for people who get embarrassed either. Bodily functions run out of control and happen. And its happening to me.
Anyway, Mummsy tries to put me in those diaper things. It’s so embarrassing but I’ve figured out how to escape from them-I know it’s not a good idea since I seem to have no control over my pees and sometimes my poops. I can’t even eat regular kibble anymore. It gives me bad gas and the runs. Mummsy cooks and purees my food now.
Well, enough about me. I figured I ‘d give Mummsy another break and announce the Hot Man today but I’m going to announce the Hot Dog of Blogs today. One is a bird, well…a ghost bird, and the other is a black lab. They’re both really cool.
So here are the two Hot Dogs of Blogs:
Duker over at A Simple Happy Life . He’s smart like me. He can read and blog unlike my stupid little brother, Hair Ball.
And then there’s Sam. I know. He’s not a fur-person, he’s a feather-person and in spirit. But he’s really cute and spunky. You can find him at Sam's Story .
Well, for now I’m gonna go. Mummsy needs me. It’s a good thing she still has control over her bladder and she can still chew her food without getting gas and the runs. But she’s got other problems. One good thing for her though, she’s cut back on her hair lopping days. She’ll be doing hair three days instead of five or six. That’s a good thing. I’ll see her more and she’ll be able to work on her writing while getting a grasp on her own health issues.
Bye for now,
Sir Poops
PS> Mummsy will be doing the A to Z Challenge 2012 at her other blog
