Sir Poops and a Haiku

 

 

Hiding in my house

Guarding my eyes, nose, and ears

Three days total

Terror will be on the loose

 

I will see all of you nice people next week. Need to hunker down.

Lots of licks!

Sir Poops and Hair Ball Interview Watson and the Hammish

SPAL: Hello, nice people. Hair Ball and I are hanging out in our favorite spot today while we interview some really good boys like ourselves.

HB: Yeah. Watson and the Hammish.

SPAL: What kind of fur peeps are the two of you?

HB and SPAL jump off their couch to greet them.

HB: Well, I know they’re not girls. ***frowns*** Let me smell their butts to make sure they’re okay. ***He sniffs around them*** they sniff back***

SPAL: Just make sure you don’t bite them, stupid.

HB: I’m not going to bite them, pansy.

SPAL: You bit Phil down the street.

HB: Phil’s a Roth something or other. He can take it. Besides, he slapped my head.

Wat: We are the famous two headed dogs of Tucson, Arizona where we moved
from Laguna Beach, California.

Ham: Watson is a 15 year old Brindle Scottie.

Wat: And Hamish or as we call him \thehamish, is a 9 year old Westie/Scottie mix.

SPAL: Nice to meet the two of you. ***they all gather round and sniff at each other***

HB: So who do you live with? We live with our Mummsy and Daddy-O. And we used to sleep with our sister, No-No-O, but she up and left us for a Yakov.

Ham: We live with our Mum, nice tall person who feeds us.

HB: Our Mummsy feeds us, too. But I miss the buffet that once use to be in No-No-O’s bedroom. It was 24 hours a day with lots of great smelling piles to lay in.

SPAL: Yup. Did you know our Mummsy writes novels and stories? And I love to hang with her in my own chair and sometimes in her lap. Do you guys like hanging out with your Mum while she works on her projects?

Watson: When Mum works we sleep under her work table. We like to
keep her company. But if she gets up we will follow her where ever she
goes. Always hoping for some chicken strips.

HAM: Here’s some of Mum’s work. Chikkin?

 

Ham: yert !

HB: We like chicken. Can you share some?

Watson: We would be willing to share our treats but as we are on
very special diets (diabetic and kidney failure) we don't eat any store
bought treats. Mums makes us baked cookies, sweet potato/yam or chicken
jerky. I especially love pancakes.

 

Ham: yummmmm yert ! chkikin'

SPAL: Mmmm. Chicken and sweet potatoes. We like the real stuff, too.

They all begin to chase each other.

SPAL: Who’s your Mum and what does she do again?

Wartson: Our Mum’s name is Gayle Bower. She designs cards and writes limited editions of hand made books of haiku. Several of her haiku have been published in Scotland.

Ham: She also has a rough draft of a book about her first Scotty, Kirby and
her adventures. Everyone can find us and our Mum @ HERE

SPAL: Thanks for coming. It was fun.

SPAL and HB watch the Hammish and Watson run off.

HB: Yeah. *** he elbows SPAL*** They seemed like pansies to me.

SPAL: Better to be a pansy than stupid, stupid.

Lots of lick to all the nice people!