Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Guess What Today Is

SPAL: Good morning, nice people! It's freezing again in Florida. Looks like I'll be trying to keep warm today.

HB: We can't. Today is a special day! 

SPAL: Really?  Can we do this when its warm?

HB: No! We've got a cake to bake.

SPAL: You're going to get into so much trouble. You need to go back to bed.

HB: No. We won't. Daddy-o went to work. And Mummsy went to have the car worked on. They'll be so surprised when they come home.

SPAL: They sure will. They'll put you in the corner.

HB: But I'm making it for Daddy-o. It's his birthday today. He's the star today and I want to make him a nice cake and decorate it all nice and purdy.

SPAL: When he comes home, all he's going to want to know is what stinks. He says it every time Mummsy uses the Big Burn Box in the kitchen.

HB: But he likes cake and he shares.

SPAL: I think you should just give his face a whole bunch of birthday licks and snuggle with him on the sofa. That's what I'm going to when he comes back.

HB: I want to sing Happy Birthday to him, while I balance his lighted cake to him. He's the best Daddy-o ever.

SPAL: I know. He gives us lots
of treats, belly rubs, watches the best television shows, and shares his dinner with us. 

HB: Yeah. He does. Happy Birthday to the most bestest Daddy-o ever.

SPAL: Just don't bake him a cake. He's on a diet anyway.