Friday was the worse day of my life. I never knew miserable until that day. My stomach made the funniest sounds like a wild beast growling and snarling on the inside. My poor tummy felt as if someone gnawed on it all day long. Nothing made it stop.
I thought sitting on mummsy’s lap would make it better so I begged and begged for it, but it didn’t help. She smoothed my fur back and forth but it wouldn’t go away.
I ran down stairs and begged for my favorite chew, thinking it would help but it didn’t.
My pansy-brother, Sir Poops-A-Lot, suggested sunning. He even tried to soothe me but that didn’t work either.
I tried sitting on the stairs to get rid of it. Nope nothing. Nothing worked!
I thought for sure the monsters on the inside were going to eat me from the inside out. It was terrible. Just terrible. Death loomed at my door that day. The Grim Reaper was after me for sure.
When mummsy took me outside, pansy suggested I eat grass. Mummsy said no because of germs. She tried giving me my favorite fruit. Apples. I sniffed at them and decided not to try any. My tummy hurt really bad. I couldn’t even go poo but I tried.
I didn’t even want to play with my girlfriend, Cupcake. She didn’t understand.
So I went to my most favorite spot in the house. Awww! I sang myself to sleep.
What else could I do?The next morning I got up and did my morning walk with mummsy. I finally made poo and the growly beast left my tummy.
I guess poo can be a lot like bad, bad monsters. Mummsy said that was my problem all along. She’s so smart. I feel so much better now.
Hair Ball,
ReplyDeleteI feel for ya. I have had that problem before...a few times.
I did not, however, have that problem on Friday. That is proof that I had nothing to do with that chicken's demise.
Glad the pooping helped.
Duke
I like the most favorite spot in the house... in front of the fan. I laughed.
ReplyDeleteThat's so cute.
ReplyDeleteAww, poor Hair Ball. Glad you're feeling better.
ReplyDeleteAwww, poor Hairball!
ReplyDeleteNext it'll be SPALs' turn to be sick.
Glad the constipation is over Hairball. Now back to Cupcake...she is quite hot! Maybe your stomach was in knots because you're in love!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you're feeling better, Hairball!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you're feeling better, Hair Ball. One of my pups has been under the weather for a while now. He feels your pain.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's so sad. I wonder what the neighbors thought about the photographing of the poop!
ReplyDelete@Duker: Yes. Pooping made it go away.
ReplyDelete@Don: The fan is the best.
@Moon: Smiles to you!
Lorelei: I do feel better. I played ball today and hung out with Cupcake.
@Eve: Cupcake is beautiful and she loves to play chase and other things.
@Golden: Thank you.
@M.J.: I'm sorry to hear your fur-child is sick. I hope they get better soon.
@Tonja: They probably thought mummsy's become one of the neighborhood-nazis.
LOL I like the sunny spots, too...but they don't usually help when you can't poo...LOL Glad you're feeling better...
ReplyDeleteGlad he found relief from the tummy monster:)
ReplyDeletePoor Hair Ball. But your mummsy is right. Poo almost always helps!
ReplyDelete@Beth: Sun is good but you're right. It's not real good for a tummy ache.
ReplyDelete@Creepy: Thank you.
@Norma: Mummsy always right. That what she says anyway.
Poor baby. A good poop does heal most things...works great for headaches. :)
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