Saturdays With Sir Poops-A-Lot: Mummsy the Computer Hog

SPAL: Mummsy’s been on the computer every free minute she has lately. She’s turned into a computer hog.

HB: Isn’t she working on edits? What are those anyway?

SPAL: It’s an excuse to keep us from using the computer. That’s what it is.

HB: But it sounds important.

SPAL: Mummsy makes everything sound important. But this editing stuff can’t possibly be that important. I think it’s an excuse to keep us off the computer. Did you do something you shouldn’t have?

HB: Like what?

SPAL: Did you send pictures of yourself to that under aged fur person next door? I told you to leave her alone.

HB: He shakes his head.

SPAL: I don’t believe you.

HB: But I didn’t do anything. Mummsy says her edits are important and she wants to get them finished. And she wants to make sure everything reads right. I heard her tell Daddy-o this because he doesn’t take her seriously either. What’s wrong with the two of you?

SPAL: I want my computer back.

HB: And Daddy-o says he wants Mummsy on the couch with him. Wow! And I though I was the impatient one.

Computer Issues

Hey everyone!

Shelly's got computer problems. It's Mercury Retrograde, of course. Anyway, borrowing No-No's for now. Waiting for Computer Guy to come save the day so I won't be around for a couple days.

Sorry guys,

Shelly

Y is For Yikes and Yak! Literally

This morning while I was preparing my blog, a supposed Microsoft Word program popped up. I was on the internet searching for pics to download. Yikes! A message blinked across my screen. You’ve got this many virus threats in your computer. Yak!

Immediately, I turned on my scan program. Nothing came up. Just what I figured. It was a virus trying to download into my computer.

Two years ago, the same thing happened to another computer of mine. I lost everything.

So beware of a Fast Anti-Virus Microsoft 2011 that could at anytime surprise you on your screen. It will destroy your computer. Really. It happened to one of mine.

Advice: TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!

Okay. Ya’ll have been warned and I’m trying to deal with the willies that thing gave me while I watch Kate and Williams wedding. Right now, I think the news broadcasters are waiting for Kate to screw up her courtesy to the queen. Really. They’ve repeated it several times now. THEIR WAITING FOR THE COURTSEY. They say it with such suspense.

Unfortunately, this is the post for today. I’ve got to get ready for work. Pulling a nine to five today. I’ll be back to read comments and other  blogs later this evening.

Actually, I’m waiting to see if Kate falls into the lap of the Queen or throws up on her. But, they’re getting into the carriage. Did I miss the courtesy before the Queen event? Crap!

Anyway, I really do wish Kate and William the best. They do look in love. I hope they stay that way. I hope Kate wasn’t set up to marry a scoundrel prince. But I can’t see William being like that. I see Diana in him.

Okay. I’m muttering, and I need to get ready for work. I did hear rain. The broadcaster said something about rain. Rain is good luck for a wedding day. Let it pour then. It rained on my wedding day with Sweetman. Rain is good.

Okay. Bye all!

Happy blogging, reading, and writing!

Shelly

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