SPAL: Mummsy’s been on the computer every free minute she has lately. She’s turned into a computer hog.
HB: Isn’t she working on edits? What are those anyway?
SPAL: It’s an excuse to keep us from using the computer. That’s what it is.
HB: But it sounds important.
SPAL: Mummsy makes everything sound important. But this editing stuff can’t possibly be that important. I think it’s an excuse to keep us off the computer. Did you do something you shouldn’t have?
HB: Like what?
SPAL: Did you send pictures of yourself to that under aged fur person next door? I told you to leave her alone.
HB: He shakes his head.
SPAL: I don’t believe you.
HB: But I didn’t do anything. Mummsy says her edits are important and she wants to get them finished. And she wants to make sure everything reads right. I heard her tell Daddy-o this because he doesn’t take her seriously either. What’s wrong with the two of you?
SPAL: I want my computer back.
HB: And Daddy-o says he wants Mummsy on the couch with him. Wow! And I though I was the impatient one.