Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Beanie-Bean: I Promise I Didn't Do It!

Hair Ball has accused me of eating Edwin Elf. I don't even know what that is. How can I eat something I don't even know. Besides, what is an elf.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Hair Ball: A Blast from the Past with Edwin Elf and Sir Poops

Hello, nice people!

I thought the next several days, I'd repost my adventures with Edwin Elf.  Wonder what happened to him? Hmm...***taps his chin*** Maybe Beanie-Bean chewed him into little pieces.

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Hair Ball's Monday Adventure With Edwin Elf

Monday, December 12, 2016

Beanie-Bean and Hair Ball: Snow White Poops

Ooooo! A certain someone has been very naughty. The evidence has been coming out in this certain someone's poop.

If I were Mummsy, I'd take you back to doggie jail.

*Beanie-Bean glances over her shoulder and sticks out her tongue at Hair Ball. Then, she quickly turns to face her Mummsy who is scowling and wagging her finger.*

I sorry, Mummsy. But your mouth guard was tasty. For some reason I just couldn't help myself.

Did I tell you how beautiful you smell? Like flowers. I didn't mean to be naughty. *frowns* I know it's the third one. If it makes you feel any better, it gave me a tummy ache. It gave me snow white poo, too. Hard like rocks.

I sorry. I don't mean to be naughty. Really. I promise.

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Sunday, December 4, 2016

Beanie-Bean and Hair Ball: Difficulties

HB: We've had some problems.

BB: Yeah.

HB: Mummsy's arm hasn't grown a bone yet.

BB: The doctor says she only has a fiberous callus in the break site.

HB: *frowns*Which means she still can't pick me up.

BB: Or run me around the neighborhood. *sniffles and sobs*

HB: AND her computer and wi-fi and Android have been giving her issues, too.

BB: First her powerpack went bad on her computer.

HB: Then Daddy-o bought her a new one.

BB: That fixed that and then the wi-fi went down.

HB: Daddy-o fixed that with a phone call.

BB: And then the adaptor to Mummsy's computer went bad.

HB: Daddy-o bought a new one.

BB: But when it arrived, it was the wrong one.

HB: So Daddy-o and Mummsy took a trip to Best Buy. It was the night my hogget sister here ate the remote to the TV set.


HB: YOU! It's all your fault. Mummsy's arm. Everything. Now we can't even watch TV because of you.

BB: I would watch my mouth if I were you. I'll steal your breakfast and your dinner the west of the week.

HB: I'll tell Mummsy.

BB:Pfff! Good luck. What is she going to do with one arm?

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