Good morning, nice people!
As you can see, I'm stuck in the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture. I don't understand why Mummsy even bothers anymore. I'm old and don't really care how I look or smell anymore. It would be nice if I could just sleep and eat. That's it! That's all I need.
If I were you, I'd stop complaining. Be thankful you're still with us. Besides, Grandpa is coming for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. We have to be at our best. Maybe if you didn't whiz and poo all over yourself, you wouldn't need tortured.
Hmmf! As always your stupid, stupid. Why can't you just agree with me for once!
We love your visits, the treats, and the belly rubs you all give!
Lots of Licks and belly rubs!
Sir Poops and Hair Ball