Good morning, nice people!
As you can see, I'm stuck in the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture. I don't understand why Mummsy even bothers anymore. I'm old and don't really care how I look or smell anymore. It would be nice if I could just sleep and eat. That's it! That's all I need.
If I were you, I'd stop complaining. Be thankful you're still with us. Besides, Grandpa is coming for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. We have to be at our best. Maybe if you didn't whiz and poo all over yourself, you wouldn't need tortured.
Hmmf! As always your stupid, stupid. Why can't you just agree with me for once!
Stop whining, pansy-boy! People don't like complainers. Count your blessings and help me wish all the nice people a Happy Thanksgiving.
We love your visits, the treats, and the belly rubs you all give!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Lots of Licks and belly rubs!
Sir Poops and Hair Ball
The Great White Watery Abyss of Torture can't possibly be good for you!
ReplyDeleteNo! It's not! Save me, Sir Wills! Save me!
DeleteLove name of The Great White Watery Abyss of Torture so perfect.
ReplyDeleteHope you feeling better now and a very Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
With a few Turkey nibbles to you and your brother in crime.
cheers, parsnip
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your boys, too.
DeleteNothing sadder than a wet pet who doesn't want to be wet. I hope both of you pooches get some nibbles tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteHe does look sad, doesn't he?
Deletelol The Great White Watery Abyss of Torture so pathetic looking! Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Donna.
DeleteOh, poor baby! He looks like he'd weigh maybe half a pound....
ReplyDeleteNorma:
DeleteHe just keeps losing weight. The vet dad that's what would happen. His heart has to work soooo hard.
Aw. Poor sweet boy.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Pathetic and sweet.
DeleteHope you all had a lovely Thanksgiving Day. No dogs like having a bath so I don't mind you moaning about it.
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