HB: Look what daddy-o did to me! (he sniffles)
SPAL: Awwww! Torture!
HB: He shaved off my handsome curls. He took my manhood away. Now Cupcake won’t have anything to do with me. (He lowers his head)
SPAL: What did I tell you about messing around with younger fur-people? You’re going to end up on Pasco Countie’s pedophile page.
HB shrugs and walks out of the bathroom into the morning room. SPAL follows behind.
SPAL: What’s this?
HB: Mummsy brought it home in a big bag. She said it’s for me.
SPAL: It can’t possibly be yours. It’s mine.
HB: Nah-uh! It’s mine. Mummsy said.
SPAL: No it’s not! Don’t touch it or I’ll let you have it. It’s mine, stupid!
HB: Pansy-poop-eater!
SPAL: Stupid-humping-hair-ball!
HB walks away, head hanging low toward SPAL’s food bowl. He takes a few pieces of kibble into his mouth and crunches loud. “This sure is good. Your bowl always tastes better…mmm… mmm good!”
SPAL: Awww! This thing mummsy brought home…which by the way is a bed, stupid…sure is nice! (He makes himself comfy) I’m going to sleep sooo good tonight!
Mummsy comes into the room. “What are you doing? That’s Hair Ball’s bed. Get off.”
SPAL: It couldn’t possibly be his bed. I’m your good boy. Not him. (Reluctantly, he gets off it)
Mummsy: Come here, Hair Ball.
HB walks away from the food bowl, grinning, trotting toward her.
Mummsy kneels onto the floor and scoops him up. “This is your new bed. You needed a new one. I hope you like it.” She lays him on it.
HB: Who’s stupid now, pansy-poop-eater? Told you! (He sticks out his tongue)
Three hours later.
SPAL: Who’s bed is it now? I dare you to make me leave.
Cute. Nothing like a family squabble.*sigh*
ReplyDeleteShelly, you really should give these two a book!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
Oh that hair trim makes him look so adorable and vulnerable! Kisses to all!
ReplyDeleteanimals crack me up.
ReplyDeleteCute :D
And lo, the epic clash of doggies continues...
ReplyDeleteAlways love reading what the dogs are up to now.
ReplyDeleteThe last time I brought a bed home for my dogs, the cats ended up taking it over.
@Lorelei: And they're always having one. I love watching them.
ReplyDelete@Norma: I'm tinking about it.
@Eve: Kisses back to you.
@Jolene: They crack me up,too.
@Sir Wills: I wonder what they'll do next week.
@MJ: Well, when there are cats in the house they rule it all.
I bought my dog a bed full of cedar chips and he burrowed underneath it. I thought he was going to suffocate!
ReplyDeleteOh HB and SPAL and sloppy wet kisses! How fun!
@Eve: Sloppy wet kisses back!
ReplyDeleteCan't those two just get along? LOL
ReplyDeleteWell, family squabbles are a way of life...even for the fur-people in our lives...LOL
Beth: They really do like each other but they do fight.
ReplyDeleteGotta love 'em. They can outsmart all of us sometimes.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so the dogs are back and up to their old tricks...hee,hee.
ReplyDelete@Moon Child: Their always doing something.
ReplyDelete@DM: Yup. Prodigies.
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