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Friday, December 10, 2010

Conspiracy Theories: Bible Prophecy, Mayan 2012, and the Christmas Bombers

The other day, believe it not, I was thinking(scratching my chin and eye-squinting type thinking). Boy. People are really going to be freaking out by next Christmas. 2012. Wonder if there will be another bomb set off somewhere in the world. Scratch….scratch….scratch. Revelation. Okay, I think I’ve linked some things. We Americans might be in some deep doo-doo.

Remember these?

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They belonged to this guy:

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The guy who wore a bomb in the crotch of his underwear. The one who intended to sacrifice his “willy”(how was he going to use it on his seventy-two virgins totally beats me) along with innocent people flying on Northwest Airlines Flight 253, on the way from Amsterdam to Detroit, on Christmas day 2009. Yeah. That one. Umar Farowk Abdulmutallab.

Okay then. Remember these people?

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These people are the innocent townspeople of Portland, Oregon. They had no idea a car bomb waited to kapowi their beloved Christmas tree, not long after Thanksgiving 2010. Because of this guy:

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Mohamed Osman Mohamud

So, Shelly was thinking there might be some serious dots to connect here with two other things that are weighing heavy on her mind, the Mayan 2012 thing and  Revelation 17 and 18.

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Revelation, because we Americans are referred by these terrorists as “The Great Infidel” and in Revelation there is a nation referred to as “The Whore”.

Now, I probably have some of you scratching your heads and where the sun doesn’t shine but I’m getting to it, okay. I’m thinking. This is a little like algebra for me, but I see the answer.

In Revelation 17:15 it says, Then he said to me, “The waters that you saw, where the whore is sitting, are peoples, crowds, nations, and languages. 16 As for the ten horns that you saw and the beast, they will hate the whore, bring her to ruin, leave her naked, eat her flesh and consume her with fire (America’s been loosing her clout).

Then you go over to Revelation 18.

Revelation 18:8 Therefore, her plagues will come in a single day- death, sorrow, and famine; and she will be burned with fire…et al.

Which brings me to my next point.

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December 21, 2012.

What if the Christmas bombers succeed in pulling off something really big like nuking America on this day? Wiping only Americans and their country off the face of the earth. All they need is one day.

It’s just a brain fart guys. Kinda like fart writing.

Shelly

6 comments:

  1. Dan Brown, watch out! :)

    Just don't tie me to any of this stuff ...

    EJW

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  2. Dan Brown's running out of time if he wants to go with this! He writes slow!

    I'm sure Umar wasn't thinking at all about that whole seventy virgins and his lack of an appendage in the afterlife at the time....

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  3. E.J.

    I promise I won't...its those voices in my head..it's all air...like farts.

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  4. William:

    Yup. He does. Who knows maybe I'll write it for him.

    As for the guys "willy" ...well, he wasn't thinking now was he because he got caught anyway...maybe he'll be able to use it, afterall...when he finally makes it to Mecca.

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  5. Thanks for taking this opportunity to discuss this, I feel fervently about this and I like learning about this subject. Thanks for sharing this valuable post.

    Spiritual thinking

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  6. Laws of thinking, thatnks for stopping by.

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