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Saturday, February 18, 2012

Saturdays With Sir Poops-A-Lot: Hanging Out in Bed

IMG_0094SPAL: Mummsy’s hanging out in bed today. She had Girl-Surgery on Tuesday.

HB: Yeah. But she went to work last night.

SPAL: Only for three hours.

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HB: Anyway, hop on up.

SPAL: You know I can’t.

HB: Then I get Mummsy and the bed all to myself.

SPAL: You’re sooooo stupid.

HB: You’re a pansy-boy.

SPAL: You’re rude!

 

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HB: I get to be by Mummsy’s feet.  My Mummsy. Not your Mummsy. Ha! Ha! Ha!

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SPAL: But Mummsy can’t pick me up for another week or so.

HB: You should be glad about that. It means she can’t put either one of us in the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture. Go get No-No.

SPAL: That’s useless. She hasn’t even lifted a finger to help Mummsy all week. She’s on another hypochondria kick where she can’t walk. Supposedly, she sprained her leg but only hobbles sometimes. Besides, it’s 11:42 AM and she’s still asleep.

HB: Go lay on top of her head and fart. That should wake her up.

SPAL: No it won’t. Nothing could wake her up. Not even a nuclear explosion.

HB: There’s a step in Mummsy closet then. Use that to get yourself up here. We’re going to have a fun day reading, writing, and watching television.

SPAL: What about snacks?

HB: That’s funny. Mummsy only eats healthy ones. Did you see what she had for breakfast? Sweet potato, quinoa, broccoli, and scrambled egg whites. YUCK!

SPAL: But I like broccoli and sweet potato.

HB: You would, pansy-boy. But you also like to eat out of the garbage.

SPAL: So do you.

HB: Yeah. But I’m tough. You’re not. Get up here and stop your whining.

SPAL: ****He walks toward the closet and scoots the step out toward the bed.***

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SPAL: This is going to be a good day just hanging out with Mummsy in the bed.

HB: Yup. It sure is.

 

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SPAL: This is great! This is the life! ***He rubs his face in the sheets and rolls a couple times.***

We hope hope you guys have a great Saturday, too.

28 comments:

  1. Please help Mummsy feel better soon. It's probably time for the Great White Watery Abyss! Have a great day boys!

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  2. What's quinoa? I had a cheese (swiss & cheddar), mushroom omlett. The squirrels & birds got seed that my husband put out. (^;

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    1. The omlett sounds yummy. And quinoa is an African grain, non-gluten, and high in protien.

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  3. Mummsy, I have to agree with the boys...that sounded like a gross breakfast...LOL Just kidding.

    I hope you boys are allowing mummsy to rest...she needs it so she can heal and get back with the rest of us...

    Feel better soon.

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    1. We've been sleeping mostly. Mummsy's been typing.

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    2. Thanks, Beth. I am feeling better. My stomach itches like crazy.

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  4. These two really love each other, right?

    Hope you're back on your feet soon, Shelly!

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    1. SPAL: He still lives here. I haven't kicked him out yet.

      HB: I helped take care of pansy boy when he was having a puke and poo fest.

      Shelly: Thanks, Norma. I am feeling better and have been resting. Tomorrow, I'll go into work for a little while. Don't want to lose clients.

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  5. Get better soon, Shelly! And lads, behave yourselves to the best of your abilities!

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    1. Sir Wills, we laid in bed all day and didn't fight once. Well, when Sir Poops finally made it into the bed.

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  6. Aah, SPAL & HB doing what they do best! They should really try and get along better, especially since you're not well... suppose it's too much to ask...
    Hope you get well soon, Shelly.

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    1. We did a good job taking care of Mummsy today. Sir Poops and Hair Ball

      Thanks, MISH. I'm getting there.

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  7. Shelly,

    Get well soon! Glad the day went well! I've heard of quinoa, but haven't eaten it before. The whole menu almost sounds like an African or Indonesian meal. I had an Indonesian friend who used to eat fried rice with scrambled eggs on top. Take care!

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    1. I think its African. Quinoa has a nutty taste. And thank you for the well wishes. I'm getting there.

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  8. SPAL and HB: Take good care of Mummsy. Make sure she gets some rest even on the days she has to work!

    Shelly, hope you're feeling better soon! Take care!

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    1. Miss Laura: We're taking good care of her. Sir Poops and Hair Ball

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  9. Wishing you a speedy recovery. And SPAL sounds like a great caregiver!

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    1. Thank you for the well wishes, Katie. And yes, SPAL has been by my side since the surgery.

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  10. I hope you feel better. Good that you could take a rest. I like quinoa, but not for breakfast.

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    1. Everyday I feel a little more like myself. Thank you.

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  11. My dogs love to hang out in bed with me. Glad you are feeling better every day.

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/

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    1. Thank you. And yes they love to hang out in the bed. They roll and rub their faces in it.

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  12. Aw, you guys are so sweet to stay by her and watch over her and keep her happy. With guys like you around, she'll be up and doing in no time.

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    1. They are a girl's best friend for sure.

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  13. Hope your feeling better! Nice to have good company;).

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