SPAL: Well, Tuesday on her other day off she had a hard time getting up and going. She didn’t get up as late like she did today.
HB: She even watched an hour of a movie this morning and now she’s watching The Great Muppet Caper.
SPAL: Miss Piggy and Kermit are trying to act like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. That’s really strange to see.
SPAL: You’re sooo stupid.
HB: You’re suuuuch a pansy!
HB: But I like it when she hangs out in bed. It’s the best thing ever. Just lying around. Sleeping. Sniffing. Sleeping some more. Watching T.V. Sleep some more. Sniff some more. And repeat.
SPAL: But Mummsy’s got a lot to do today and we have to help her. Remember she’s got laundry, cleaning, and grocery shopping to do, too.
HB: Which reminds me. Where’s breakfast?
SPAL: You missed it. I was starving and couldn’t help myself. I mean you were lounging around upstairs with Mummsy. So I helped myself to your bowl and mine.
HB: I’ll let you get away with it this time but the next time I’ll bite your butt and steal all your treats. And at night, I’ll head butt you off No-No’s bed.
SPAL: Whatever, stupid. We still need to figure out how to make Mummsy feel better.
HB: You sure you want to do that?
SPAL: Why do you say that?
HB: I hear she plans on putting you into the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture today.
HB: Yeah. Really.
HB: You’re such a pansy. ****he belly laughs***
SPAL: You’re stupid. Taking delight in another’s demise. How could you be so insensitive?
HB: It’s a form of brotherly love. If I were you, I’d beg No-No to hide you out in her room somewhere. There’s lots of great piles and stuff to hide in. ***he walks away, smirking***
SPAL: Where are you going? You have to help me! SAVE ME!
HB: Not in your life, pansy-boy. You’d do yourself a favor if you kept Mummsy in bed. That’s where I’m going. Where it’s cozy and safe and I can dream about your torture.
HB: ***continues to walk the other direction***