SPAL: Mummsy says we can’t have any.
HB: I wonder if any fell between the sofa cushions.
SPAL: If any did, Daddy-o more than likely sucked them up in the Boogie-sucker.
HB: I don’t like that thing. It makes me want to chase and bite it.
SPAL: I just go into my house and hide. It’s way too noisy.
SPAL: That’s possible. She does have an endless dessert buffet.
HB: Yeah. But her door is closed.
SPAL: Oh. I wish Boo-Boo kitty was here. She was the best for confiscating the stuff. She used to hide it in a cubby hole somewhere in Mummsy’s kitchen. I sure do miss her even though she used to pee on everyone’s bed.
HB: What’s a Boo-Boo kitty?
SPAL: She was my big kitty sister.
HB: What’s that?
SPAL: Never mind, stupid. Let’s keep looking for the treat. There has to be some crumbs somewhere.
SPAL: Nah. The Boogie-sucker swept around his side already.
HB: I’ve got a question then.
SPAL: What’s that?
HB: Do you think this guy got some?
SPAL: Looks more like he got a nice kiss.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYBODY!
HB: Whatever chocolate you all don’t eat, throw our way, okay. But don’t tell Mummsy.