SPAL: The last time we posted, someone left us a compliment.
HB: Yeah. But didn’t she refer to us as dogs.
SPAL: She did. But it was a nice compliment.
HB: Wasn’t it Joyce Lansky over at Catch My Words?
SPAL: Yeah. She can’t understand why we feel dog is a bad word.
HB: Well, why do we?
SPAL: There’s a quote people like to say: It’s a dog eat, dog world.
SPAL: It doesn’t sound nice. According to Mummsy it’s the two-legged peeps that practice this in business.
HB: Then how come peeps don’t say: It’s a two-legged eat, two-legged world.
SPAL: Because according to Mummsy, most two-legged peeps don’t like to take responsibility for their negative ways.
SPAL: The two-legged peeps would be so much happier if they were like us fur-peeps who just want to love and be loved.
SPAL: Here’s a quote for everyone to remember. “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” Groucho Marx
HB: We’re like books? ***scratches his head***
SPAL: I guess. If you think about it, Mummsy usually has a book, or one of us in her lap or her lap desk to work on her MS.
HB: Yeah. She does.***rolls over onto his back*** Hey! Isn’t this the last week Daddy-O has chemo.
SPAL: Thank God, yes.
HB: And didn’t Mummsy’s novel, Secondhand Shoes, get chosen to be in the The eFestival of Words Nomination Awards?
SPAL: Yes. It did. Peeps can click this link to go see.
HB: And isn’t Mummsy getting ready to release two of her short stories?
SPAL: Yup. The Partner’s Progeny and Samah Ronit. The cover is almost tweaked for one. She’ll be doing a cover reveal soon.
HB: What about Mummy’s next novel, Killer Stilettos?
SPAL: It should be completely drafted by June 1st.
HB: I’m so excited. ***he rolls over and gets on all fours***
SPAL: Just make sure you don’t whiz on me. Anyway, nice people remember to get you bellies rubbed and to love everybody.
Lots of licks,
Sir Poops and Hair Ball
PS We’re looking for fur or feathered peeps to interview. If interested, leave a message saying so in the comment boxes.