Anyway, I got Mummsy's shoes ready for our morning walk.
Come on, pansy! Get up! We have adventures to go on.
HB: Get focused!
SPAL: ***scratches his head*** and sniffs around***.
HB: Good. Stay on task. Next, we'll eat our breakfast.
SPAL: ***follows HB*** I do this every morning.
HB: Yeah. But you've been lazy about it lately. It's pretty shabby when you whiz on your own leg.
HB: Hey! That's my bowl! Pay attention!
SPAL: Whatever. I'm going back to bed.
HB: See, nice people. This is not how you want to be. You'll never get your stuff done and it wouldn't look right if you walked around with a yellow leg like my brother does half the time. So stay focused on your tasks.
You can do it! Now say cheeeeeeze for the camera!
This post was created for Alex J. Cavanaugh's Insecure Writer's Group.
Lots of licks and belly rubs to everyone!