SPAL: ***Yawns*** Hello, nice people! Don't mind me. I'm enjoying the sun this morning. It's so nice and warm.
HB: You're just getting old, pansy boy.
SPAL: No. I'm not. I'm just a little more tired than normal.
HB: Mummsy says you sound like you've been smoking cigarettes.
SPAL: I'm smarter than that, stupid. Anyway, Mummsy's been concerned about so many things. Daddy-o and her writing.
HB: Yeah. Stuff keeps happening.
SPAL: I know. She's worried about making her self-imposed deadline for Killer Stilettos. Last year, she had it set for December 2013 and it didn't happen.
HB: She needs to eat more chocolate and calm down.
SPAL: I think she needs to lay down and hang out in the sun.
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Lots of licks and belly rubs, nice people!