Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Wishing Everyone a Happy Christmas and New Year!

Hello, nice people. Now that we've been tortured in The Great White Watery Abyss of Torture, we helped Mummsy wrap presents for the Glowstick and say a few words.

We'd like to take this time to wish everyone a Happy Christmas and New Year! Enjoy your families, too.

And beware of Edwin Elf. 

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Sundays Adventure with Edwin Elf

Edwin: Today is going to be the most funniest of all. Christmas is coming and we need to look our best!

HB and SPAL: Not The White Watery Abyss of Torture!

HB: But you're my friend. And friends don't torture friends.

SPAL: And we're Hanukkah Harry's territory. He's never done this to us.

(Elbows HB) Told you he was bad news.

Edwin: It's for your own good, you two. You need a good polishing so you can wish everyone a proper Happy Holidays.

HB: MUMMSY!

SPAL: She won't save us from this. She'll probably help that little demon-elf out.

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Saturdays Adventure with Edwin Elf

Edwin: You know, I've been thinking since yesterday.

HB: Yeah.

Edwin: I have a brilliant idea and it involves that chicken-pansy-brother of yours. But I will need your help.

HB: Okay.

SPAL: MUMMSY! HELP ME!

Mummsy comes running down the stairs.   She stops and looks at the trail of toilet paper trailing behind and around Sir Poops. Immediately, she shoves fisted hands to her hips. "Hair Ball? Edwin?"

HB: ItI was Edwin's idea. Not mine.

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Wednesday's Adventure with Edwin Elf

Edwin: I've got the perfect fun thing to do today.

SPAL: Ut-oh. I'm going to hide in my box then. Leave me out of this. It's going to be another day of the stupid leading the stupid.

Edwin: Suite yourself, you ole chicken pansy.

HB: I like that. Chicken-pansy.

Edwin: You ready for some fun? We're going slide down the stair railing as many 

times as we can. Where's that 

Mummsy?

HB: She had to go get something called an ultrasound today.

Edwin: Good. Nothing and no one can spoil our fun today.

HB: Yeah!

SPAL: I'm still going to tell on the two of you. 

Edwin: Just ignore that chicken-pansy. Come on!

HB: Okay!

Edwin and HB: Weeeeeeee! Kaplunk!

HB: Let's do it again and again and again!

Sir Poops and Hair Ball: Hair Ball's Monday Adventure With Edwin Elf

Edwin: Psst! Hey! Hair Ball! Wanna swing around with me today?

HB: I don't know if I should. It looks dangerous.

Edwin: Pansy!

HB: I'm not the pansy. My brother is. Anyway, Daddy-o is in the kitchen watching.

SPAL: Oh brother... stupid leading the stupid.