Hair Ball and Beanie-Bean: Quiet and Hanging Out

HB: Hello, nice people!

BB:Yeah! Hello! Is anyone going to give me a treat? Where ever I go now pepole give me treats and tell me I'm doing good.



BB: But I hate my Ninja costume. *frowns*

HB: I like it. It keeps your yapper shut.



BB: It's a good thing I like hanging out with you.



HB: I like you too. Especially when you're sleeping. Quiet is good when I hang out with you.

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Sir Poops and Hairball: Being Thankful

SPAL: Good morning, nice people!

HB: Yeah. Good morning.

SPAL: We've been comtemplating a few things.

HB: Like being thankful for what God gives us everyday.

SPAL: This morning while we journeyed to make our first pees and poos, we saw this:

HB: And this:

SPAL: That little speck in the sky is a big moon. That's what Mummsy says.

HB: She also says we should count all of our blessings because God allows us to have them.

SPAL: Living in Florida is a blessing.

HB: Mummsy bought us new shirts. That's a blessing, too. They help to keep us warm.

SPAL: I'm thankful for my yummy cookies. These are my favorite.

HB: And I'm thankful for my kibble.

HB: And I'm thankful for my toys.

SPAL: I'm thankful for pillows. Especially Mummy's and Daddy-o's. They're nice and fluffy.

HB: We have lot to thank God for.

SPAL: What are all the nice people thankful for today?

Lots of licks,

Sir Poops and Hair Ball

Sundays with Sir Poops-A-Lot and Hair Ball: Yay! Mummsy and Daddy-O are Home!

SPAL: We’ve got our parents back! I’m so happy!(He jumps up and down)

HB: Aren’t you too old to be jumping up and down? SPAL: Never! Let’s see what they brought us. (He dashes toward the kitchen table and the luggage)

HB: Oh, goodie! (He claps his paws together)  I saw a bear in a bag. I hope that’s for me.

SPAL: I smell chocolate.

HB: I smell socks and underwear.

SPAL: Me, too. (He sniffs more)

HB: Do you smell anything else?

SPAL continues to sniff.

HB: Well?

SPAL: I smell things I’ve never smelled before.

HB: Like what?

SPAL: If they’re something I’ve never smelled before how can I possibly tell you, stupid?

HB: Pansy!

SPAL: Stupid!

HB: Move over so I can smell. (He pushes his way over to the suitcases and sniffs) Maybe it’s dirt. I like dirt.

SPAL: You would.

HB: Some kind of food, maybe.

SPAL: Well, do your whine and your dance so mummsy will open up the cases.

HB whimpers and prances in front of the cases. He plops his bottom down and stares at mummsy.

Mummsy stoops down and scoops him up into her arms.

HB: Mummsy, I want a treeaaat. (He smiles and licks her arm)

Mummsy: Are you looking for your treat? (She walks over to the cupboard)

HB: Not the cupboard.

SPAL: You’re soooo stupid! You’ve got her going to the cupboard. We want to see what’s in the suitcases.

HB: Shut up, pansy! Since you’re so smart, you do it. (He wiggles out of mummsy’s arms)

Daddy-o opens his suitcase and pulls out a rock.

SPAL: What are we suppose to do with that thing?

HB: Play fetch.

Saturdays with Sir Poops-A-Lot: The Irresistibly Sweet Award Goes To…

Sir Poops-A-Lot

 

                                                          Hair Ball

HB: Today we give out treats! I love treats!

SPAL: No. We’re presenting awards. That’s much different than treats. You don’t eat awards. You eat treats, stupid.

HB: Pansy!

SPAL: (Rolls his eyes) Enough! Let’s give out the Irresistibly Sweet Award to our favorite blogs.

Challenging the Gnome @ http://threegnomes.blogspot.com/

My Pet Blog @ http://haleine-paperbackwriter.blogspot.com/

Pets and Other Critters @ http://petsandothercritters.blogspot.com/

Sam’s Story @ sambirdandme.blogspot.com/

Wagging Tales @ http://clancytales.blogspot.com/

Nuka vs. The Land Walrus @ http://nukavsthelandwalrus.blogspot.com/

HB: Now what?(He runs around the house, searching in the corners) That’s it. No red carpet! No pretty dresses! No champagne! No news reporters or television cameras!

SPAL: Yup. That’s it. Now we chill out for the rest of the day and wait for mummsy to come to home from work.