Ho-Ho! They call me Silly Santa and I'm on a mission to find Randy Reindeer. He was last seen with a woman named, Mummsy. She brought him to her house in a Pet's Mart shopping bag sometime last year around this very same time.
Me and my friends,
Penelope Polar Bear
and Penguin Phil are here to help me in my search.
It's been rumored that someone named Hair Ball may have ravaged poor Randy Reindeer. Below is the suspect's mugshot.
Don't let this creature fool you with those sappy-innocent-looking eyes. He's armed and dangerous with some sharp artillery. The best known to man, the fur, and feathered kind.
This was the last we heard of Randy Reindeer.
Has anyone seen him?
We'll be back Monday with a full report on what we found.
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I hope I got the last part right since I deliver toys for a living.
Cookies and milk to everyone!