HB: How you feeling? Mummsy says you’re not walking right again.
SPAL: Well, it’s not been easy lately. The doctor gave me pink stuff to take and something Mummsy crushes into my food. Speaking of food. I soooo much want my usual fare. ****sigh*** But yeah, my front paw is bothering me again. It’s my own fault though. I don’t always listen to Mummsy’s good advice. REST!
HB: Do you still want to do the post this morning?
SPAL: Definitely. We’ve a got a problem. And I hope you’re not responsible.
HB: What do you mean?
SPAL: There are weirdoes out there stalking one of our blogs. I’m worried.
HB: Which one?
SPAL: Remember when we did the underwear challenge?
HB: Yeah. I liked that one.
SPAL: Of course you did, stupid. Well, it gets 500 to 1000 hits a month from all over the world. People find it by Googling the following:
- period panties
- dirty panties
- daughters panties
- love panties
- open crotch panties
- pentyhose dirty undderwear
- pantyhose and panties
- pantyhose in hamper
- pantyhose kidnapp
- smelly panties
- amy smart in panties (Who is she supposed to be?)
- hot babe getting her ……(This one is too nasty to write out for the whole world to see.)
HB: It’s funny. ***he chuckles***
SPAL: No. It’s not. I see the word kidnap in there. What if someone is looking to kidnap Mummsy so they can steal her panties and tie her up with her pantyhose and stuff her in a hamper?
HB: ***He stops laughing*** Oh.
SPAL: Yeah. We’ve got a problem. I just hope you’re not friends with any of these weirdoes.
HB: Why do you always blame me for stuff like this?
SPAL: Because you’re a humper. You eat Mummsy’s panties and other disgusting things. I sometimes wonder if you’re not a part of a secret ring of Boogies.
HB: I’m not a Boogie! I protect everyone from them!
SPAL: We’ll see. How do you plan on protecting our Mummsy then if one of these weirdoes come around?
HB: I’ll tear up their ankles and cripple the Bad Boogies!
SPAL: ***rolls his eyes***