SPAL: I say we all hang out on the couch and watch The Price is Right.
HB: Car ride? I'll go.
Edwin: Come on then!
SPAL: I wouldn't if I were you. What if you crash the car?
Edwin and HB: Chicken-pansy! (They head for the garage.)
Edwin: You're going to have to help me open this big door.
HB: Okay. (He helps Edwin and the both hop into the seats.)
Edwin: Elves don't need keys, silly.
HB: They don't?
Edwin: All I need is magic. (The car starts)
HB: I want some magic. If I had that I could have a lot of treats and toys.
HB: This is so much fun. I hope Mummsy let's me keep you forever and ever.
Edwin: Sorry. But I can only stay until Sunday night. Besides, I'm not even supposed to be here. (He backs the car out of the garage.)
HB: You're not? How come?
Edwin: You know that giant beast across the street they call Tank?
HB: Yeah. He's soooo stupid and barks at everyone. What about him?
Edwin: I was supposed to be there this week reporting about him to Santa.
HB: You were?
Edwin: Yeah. But he is only coal worthy....has been for years. I'm sure nothing has changed. And the last time I was there he tried to eat me.
HB: Are you going to tell Santa about me?
Edwin: No, silly.
HB: Why not?
Edwin: He'd fire me. Besides, you're Hanukkah Harry's territory. (He looks into the rear view mirror and sees blue and red lights) Not to mention, we're in trouble with the fuzz.