Wednesday, April 6, 2011

E is for Ear Hair

This morning Contessa and Arthur are on hiatus. They wanted more time to make out. Not mention, Arthur needs more time to convince Contessa she needs to go with him for protection. Vampires! You know how they are.

Okay. The flying monkeys need to fly….

Wanted you all to know that I’ve got a pet peeve. Ear hair.

I’m a hairdresser and I see lots of hair. Head hair. Nose hair. Eye brows. Neck hair. Back and chest hairs that wave at me, peeking out of their owners’ collars. Unusually long forehead hair. All of these are worth blogging about, but ear hair takes the cake.

My hubby and I know a gentleman who has the hairiest ears I’ve ever seen. They remind me of baby fried squid. You know, the little bulbous things with fried squiggly legs that are edible. And I like those but not growing out of someone’s ears.

How can anyone hear with rows of ear hair? Better yet, how can one possibly clean the potatoes out of their ears with all that ear hair. Really?

And, what’s wrong with their wives, girlfriends, or sweeties? Do they really not care about their mens’ appearances? Really? Ewwe…


The guy above wants the government in India to pay him because he can grow gorgeous ear hair. Really? He resembles half bat, half wolf. Someone sharpen me a blade. I’ll be glad to whack them suckers off. Maybe then he can get a real job, sitting at a desk, processing paperwork for his government.


This old guy is in the Book of World Guinness for the longest ear hair. Really! I guess it brings you celebrity status if you live in India. Watch the next news clip I found.

Longest Ear Hair

What do you think? Should we send our men to India so they can obtain celebrity status for growing ear hair?


  1. I'm sooooo glad I already had breakfast....

  2. @J.L. and Norma: I knew you guys would love this!

  3. Okay, this is disgustingly cool. I had no idea a person can grow their ear hair.

    You have such a way with words, you have me laughing one minute and strangely intrigued the next. LOVE, LOVE your blog.

    Russo @

  4. My dog has ear hair and won't let us pull it out. His groomer gave up and said he'd have to be sedated. I think his ear hair beats that of the guys in the pictures above.

  5. Hair wouldn't grow for long in my husbands ears, I get too much pleasure causing him pain plucking his nose hairs.

  6. Wow! Yuck! I'm pretty sure I won't let that happen to my husband.

  7. Shelly you are very funny...but....puhleaze!

  8. @Russo: Thank you. I find the strangeness of foreiners interesting.

    @Sherri: Thankfully my doggies let me or the groomer trim theirs. They actually lay down for the chore.

    Nikki: I know. Right? Pluck them sukers out.

    @Laura: Me niether.

    And thank you all for stopping by. I really enjoy your comments.

  9. Eve: Sometimes one has to make light of reoccurring situations like grody ear hair.

  10. Oh no! I thought I'd heard it all. YUK! I do hate to sit behind someone and see that the neck hairs are not trimmed as they should be. That gives me the creeps! Can't imagine having to deal with it all the time like you do.

  11. Ha ha! I'm dying laughing! This is too funny! Just the title itself has me giggling nonstop.

  12. You've got to be kidding me!

  13. He, he. Hilarious! LOVE! :)


  14. EWWWE! That's so gross, but kinda funny at the same time. I stopped by from the "A to Z" challenge and I look forward to reading more from you.

  15. I've worked with old people for 22 years, and I've seen a lot of ear is, by far, the grossest thing...

    If hubby ever gets ear hair, I'll be there with my tweezers...gross!

  16. OMGosh, I had no idea peoples ear hair could grow that long.

  17. @ Hallie: Imagine nibbling on those ears during and intimate moment. Talk about creepy.

    @Christina: One has to laugh at what they see day in and day out. Yup. Cheesy ear hair.

    @Ms. Langley: Nope: I'm not pulling your leg.

    @ Melissa: :)

    @Sylvia: Thank you for stopping by.

    @Beth: I feel for you. You probably see the same things I do. Like the sebum that peels off their skin. It smells too. Oh, and the green stuff caked into the crevices behind their ears. Just nasty!

    @Kimberly: Yup. It sure does.

  18. I did not have the guts to check out the clip.

    I understand that some people can't help growing them, but hell. Keep it short!


  19. Ick!! Yuck!! My eyes!

    Thanks for the laugh!

  20. @William: It's disgustingly funny to find someone believing their hot b/c they can grow ear hair.


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