Saturday, April 9, 2011

Saturday With Sir Poops-A-Lot: H is for Hair Ball


Before I go further with my post for today, I wanted all of you to know something. I’ve given up on Ms. Dog. But, I’m not giving up on my search for The One.


I’ve marked my territory a good one this week. Saturated it. My biological clock is ticking. It’s an expression I’ve heard on women’s talk shows lately.

Now for the real post. H is for Hair Ball. Mummsy calls him, Honey Bear. What kind of name is that? It’s totally undignified. That’s what! Just look at him! A hair ball!


I can’t seem to get away from him. See, he’s on my mummsy’s robe like it belongs to him or something. He thinks everything is his.


I can’t even politely ask for my favorite treats without him butting in.



See what I mean.


He thinks he’s all that and a bag of Greenie Bones.


A Hair Ball.

Too bad I don’t have my kitties anymore. They’d show him who the boss is. They’d spit him out like the hair ball he is. He’s not fooling me like he does mummsy and daddy-o.

SPALS: No…stop…it’s not your computer!

HB: Is, too!

SPALS: Is not. Oww! My head! I’m going to tell mummsy! (That hair ball just knocked me onto the floor. He’s a head butter.)

HB: Pansy! Sir Poops-A-Lot’s a pansy. That’s why Ms. Dog ignored you. Pansy! Pansy! Pansy! Na…Na…Na. Girls don’t like pansies!

Dear Two-Legged people:

My brother Sir Poops-A-Lot is a real pansy. Don’t you think?


He’s just jealous because mummsy loves me better. I’m cuter, anyway.


What do you think? I’m better, right?


  1. You have reminded me of a quote by Jerry Seinfeld.
    "Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?"

  2. I think you're a salesman Poopsie and yes, you've sold me...your heart!

  3. I had to pull my kids over to see your dog. Now they both want one.
    That was hysterical.

  4. He's so cute! Love the pic of him on the back of the couch. Reminds me of my little dog, Eddy. He likes to get up there so he can see everything our bigger dog gets to see. (Although she's not that big, either!)


  5. SPAL: regarding the Hairball... you might want to consider hiring a hit-cat. Just keep that between us, okay?

  6. Shelly, I think you are onto something. I'm enjoying your dog humor. Do your pups have a fan club yet?

  7. Good evening everyone:

    Mummsy got home an hour ago from work. Daddy-o made lovely grilled chicken for our dinner. It was delightful.

    To Sir Wills, how much does hit-cat cost? Like two boxes of Greenie Bones and a bag of cat food.

    Ms. Eve, too bad your married.

    To Sir E.J., I Sir Poops-A-Lot, am the cute one. Not hair ball.

    To Lady A, thank you for the compliment.

    To Lady Moon, a fan club? I'm working on it.

    TO Sir Scott, isn't Sienfield that orange cartoon cat?

    Ms. Debra, mummsy loves your blog, too.

    Anyway, thank you for stopping by today.

    Very truly yours,
    Sir Poops-A-Lot

  8. Ms. Jolene, I don't think mummsy will part with me. Maybe we could secretly work out a deal. I'll give you the hair ball.

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

  9. Oh poor Sir Poops-A-Lot,
    My pup, Duke, is in a similar situation. There's a bully girl dog in our house that will not let him have us to himself and he up. Poor guy! He can relate!

  10. Nice to meet you through the A-Z challenge! Hope to see you around!

    I love the pictures - they are oh, so cute :D

  11. Ms. Laura: We should ditch the bullies.

    Ms. Kristal: But, I, Sir Poops-A-Lot, am the adorable one.

    Ms. Charmaine: This is a serious problem in my house.

    Dear BZ: Mummsy is always happy to see new visitors. Thank you for stopping by.

    Very Truly Yours,
    Sir Poops-A-Lot

  12. It depends on how good the hit cat is. Bring lots of catnip. They thrive on the stuff. Just don't get any of it on you.

  13. Love the photos. I could look at pet pix all day long!

    I’m A-Z Blogging on Langley Writes about Writing and Langley’s Rich and Random Life

  14. Sir Wills: Where do I get this Cartnip stuff? Petsmart? The balck market?

    Ms. Langley: I hope you liked my pictures more better that the Hair Ball's.

    Ms. Sarah: Try icing you face. Mummsy ices my bum when I bite it too much.

    Very Truly Yours,

    Sir Poops-A-Lot
    Sir Poops-A-Lot

  15. Petsmart will do in a pinch. Ask for Carl. He'll get you set up. He might even know a good hitcat.

  16. Sir Wills:

    The one on 54 and Little.

    Sir Poops-A-Lot


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