Saturday, April 16, 2011

Saturdays With Sir Poops-A-Lot, N is for Neighborhood Nazi


Sir Poops-A-Lot


                Hair Ball

SPAL: Boy, is mummsy mad right now. This morning she was cornered by the woman in the hoodie. I thought Hair Ball was going to eat her ankles.

HB: I should’ve. Bad Neighborhood Nazi. Thinking mummsy doesn’t pick up our poops. ( gives a low growling wolf)

SPAL: Calm down. Okay. Daddy-o’s sleeping. And, I’m trying to get this blog done.

HB: I’m upset they blame us for that ugly albino Doberman’s poop who thinks he’s so big and tough.

SPAL: If you didn’t notice, dumb-dumb, he’s a giant. Wonder if the Neighborhood Nazi’s even notice? And then there’s the Black Lab and the Pit Bull twins.                 

HB: Yeah! Torpedo poopers.

SPAL: Yeah! Their poops litter the sidewalks.





SPAL: There are signs everywhere. Can’t these other dogs read? Like me?


HB: Well, not every dog’s a pansy like you.       

SPAL: I’d rather be a pansy than a hair ball….and stop interrupting. I thought we were having a conversation about those Neighborhood Nazi’s. And, I’ve got to finish my blog for today.

HB: Yeah. Mummsy made that name up. (giggles) Neighborhood Nazis.

SPAL: Yes, she did. She says there’s three of them that she sees daily. Walking around with their pads and pencils. They even dig through garbage.

HB: Mummsy says that’s bad. We get in trouble for that.

SPAL: I know…anyway, she says we live in a mini luxury internment camp with spies. And, there’s one way in and one way out.


HB: What does that mean?

SPAL: I think we live in some kind of prison.

HB: Oh.

SPAL: I heard mummsy telling daddy-o that the Neighborhood Nazis may come take our DNA.

HB: What’s that?

SPAL: Not real sure…but mummsy says that the Neighborhood Nazis might come  swab our bum holes. Maybe even our mouths. It would be a way of determining who’s leaving poop on the sidewalks.

HB: I’ll bite ‘em. I’ll beat ‘em up. They’re not touching me. I don’t like them mean ole Neighborhood Nazis. (he barks and growls)

SPAL: Shhh! You’re going to wake up daddy-o.

HB: Well, what are we going to do about those Neighborhood Nazis taking our DNA? How are we going to stop them?

SPAL: Use the upstairs bathroom.


  1. What a fun post, SPAL. Beware though those Nazis may keep a German Shepherd dog to track you down.

  2. Nothing like a conversation with the pooch about your neighborhood Nazis.

    Fun post, Shelly!

  3. This is Newton...the one that likes to sit on my mom's computer...OMG! SPAL and two should do this more often!!! I mean, blogging...not pooping on the sidewalk...

    BTW, I'm sure your Mummsy and Daddy-o would appreciate you two using the bathroom...I know I would if I had to pick up my pets doo-doo...but, thankfully, Dodgey and I use a litter box...of course, it would be nice if my mom or dad would clean it out more often...

    Great blog, guys...

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  5. Sir Poops-A-Lot. LOL. Too funny!

    Loved this post and glad to have met you through A to Z.

    Ellie Garratt

  6. SPAL, Hairball, you might have to hire a Shih Tsu to take the rap. They're good at that.

  7. Dear Mr. Bob: Thank you for stopping by. Oh, the German Sheperd lives one cul de sac over. He's mean. I stay away from but Hair Ball's not that smart.

    Dear Ms. Lorelie: Thank you.

    Dear Newton: Hair Ball always interupts important moments. He's an attention whore, you know.

    Dear Ms. Eve: I prefer the couch inside but Hair Ball likes rooting in the dirt. And, daddy-o says we're not moving. Guess that means no backyard.

    Dear Ms. Ellie: Thank you for stopping by. Mummsy will check out your blog later.

    Sir Wills: There's one across the street but she's crazy-like. She ounces up and down like a basketball.

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

    Me, too but my names not Hair Ball. That's what the pansey calls me.

  8. I have a pooper too...ha ha h a, funny post :)

  9. I see you have hit-and-run poopers in the neighborhood.

    I love critter blogs....

  10. Dear Siv: Thank you for stopping by.

    Dear Ms. Norma: Glad to see you.

    Very truly yours,
    Sir Poops-A-Lot

  11. Hey Shelly ~~ cute post !! It's a dogs life , for sure ...


  12. Dear Mish, Jolene, and Ms. Langley:

    Thank you for stopping by and sharing in on the laughs.

    Shelly and Sir Poops-A-Lot

  13. loved this post. It made me chuckle.

  14. Dear Lynda: Thank you for stopping by.


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