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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Sir Poops-A-Lot Say B is For Butts, Bums, and Bottoms

 

Hello to everyone and Ms. Dog:

Before I follow through with my part on the A-Z challenge, I must reach out to Ms. Dog. Why haven’t you answered me? I thought we were onto a good thing.

Am I too old for you? Not handsome enough, perhaps? Maybe that’s it. So I allowed mummsy to put me in the Great White Watery Abyss of Torture this week. She always says it make me more handsome. She even brushed my teeth.

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Daddy-o shaved me after. I went from this:

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To this:

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This is all for you, my beauty.  I hope you find me appealing now. Maybe you will find me sniff-worthy.

Speaking of sniffing everyone… butts, bums, and bottoms, its how we dogs greet each other. We dogs release a foul brownish discharge. It’s like perfume to us. It also identifies who we are to each other. Girl. Boy. Mean or friendly.

I still say if the two legged species got their sniffers going on each others’ bums the world be a more peaceful place to live. Maybe then no one would have the need to be at the top of the food chain or steal others’ resources.

Even though I’m the older dog in my house, I share my food, toys, and bones with my brother, who really isn’t my brother, but mummsy says so….he’s really a hair ball. She can’t fool me.

Anyway, back to my point, if I can get along with hair ball, why can’t the two legged species get along with their own?

Well, for now, I’m going to end this blog with this beautiful melody. Mummsy says it’s inappropriate but I don’t see the problem. It’s about bottoms. 

 

Have an enjoyable day!

Very truly yours,

Sir Poops-A-Lot

P.S. Ms. Dog I send you LLKK. Lots of them.

P.S.S. Mummsy works 9 to 6 today, grooming the two-leggeds. That means the computer will be off until she gets home. So if anyone leaves a comment, I’ll answer back this evening.

28 comments:

  1. SPAL, I think you better forget about Ms. Dog...she apparently doesn't want you...how cruel is that, that she hasn't bothered to get back to you? I'm sorry, but you really must forget her...move on...there are plenty of fish...er...dogs at the fire hydrant...

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  2. Dear Beth: You might be right about that but I hope not. It's like she fell off the face of the earth. What if its her mummsy and daddy-o keeping her away from me?

    Very truly yours,
    Sir Poops-A-Lot

    P.S. How's Dodgey and Newton?

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  3. that wet dog and video... bee awesome.
    jeremy

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  4. Sir Mix and Poopsie. So much royalty.
    Love it!

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  5. I love the pictures! So cute all wet and scrawny in the tub, ha ha! My dog looks the same.

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  6. Hee, hee. Very cute! I love your blog and am now following. Thanks for checking out my blog! :)

    ~Melissa
    Reflections on Writing

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  7. A great take on the A to Z Challenge!! Very creative! I'm a new follower and found you with the 'surprise me' button.
    I hope you can check out my take on the challenge, too and follow.
    I'm at:
    http://oaklawnimages.blogspot.com/
    Kathy at Oak Lawn Images

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  8. Following you; had to once I saw the dog in your entertaining take on B.

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  9. Funny! Thanks for the chuckles, guffaws and smiles. I'm loving this dog humor.

    Patricia

    PS What would happen if Sir Poops-a-Lot landed his own publishing contract so he can write his memoir?

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  10. Sir Poops-a-Lot reminds me of my dog a little. He has no girlfriend. His only animal friend is my big black cat who tolerates him. I think the black cat actually feels sorry for him since our other cat persecutes him.
    I'll be following your blog. Happy A-Z Blogging!

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  11. Awwww, SPAL, poor Poopsie. Ms. Dog hasn't been able to get back to you, because she's being held hostage by an army of vampire bunnies.

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  12. Dear Jeremy: Thank you for stopping by.

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  13. Ms. Eve: You're a nice lady like mummsy says.

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  14. Dear Ms. Deena: Are you lauhging at me and other wet dogs?

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  15. Dear Ms. Melissa: I think your cute, too.

    Very truly yours,
    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  16. Dear Kathy: Thank you for stopping by. I'm sure mummsy will be checking out your blog later this evening after she and I take our walk with the hair ball.

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  17. Dear Mr. Scotney: Thank you for following mummsy's blog.

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  18. Dear Ms. Moon: I'm glad that you like my post today. Do you know Ms. Dog?

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  19. Dear Ms. Sherri: I used to share a house with cats. I had two black ones, too. Boo and Psycho.

    Thank you for stopping by and the follow.

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  20. Dear Wills: Who informed you of this? Can you take me to her? I'll save her.

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  21. Dear Jolene: Mummmsy says you're funny,too.
    What is it with all this funny stuff?

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  22. *giggles*
    I found your blog through the A-Z Challenge.
    gigglelaughcry.blogspot.com

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  23. What a great take on the A to Z

    http://baygirl32.blogpsot.com

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  24. Dear Ms. Babygirl and Ms. Giggles: Thank you for stopping by. I'm sure mummsy will stop by both your blogs.

    Very truly yours,
    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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  25. I'm really, really glad that people don't greet each other by smelling each others butts. Talk about awkward and embarrassing.

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  26. Dear Charmaine and Angela: Thank you for stopping by.

    Sir Poops-A-Lot

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